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  • chore games have excellent boundaries

    chore games have excellent boundaries

    the dirt comes off, the game acknowledges your contribution, and nobody walks in holding a bowl of cereal. chore games have an… Read more

    the least realistic thing in a game about cleaning is that the job can be finished. the dirt comes off, the game acknowledges your contribution, and nobody walks into the room holding a bowl of cereal. an extraordinary piece of speculative fiction.

    the joke about chore games is usually that somebody has paid money to do imaginary work. fair. the yard-work simulator situation remains very funny. but the more interesting part is the contract. these games can tell you what needs doing, show you that it is getting done, and agree on a point at which you may leave. actual housework has historically been evasive about all three.

    the van is eleven percent clean

    From my media collectionPowerWash SimulatorDeveloper: FuturLab • Publisher: FuturLab • Platform: windows • Year: 2022View on Trove

    look at the featured PowerWash Simulator screenshot. the blue van is partly filthy, partly blue, and the display says eleven percent cleaned. there is even a separate bar for the body of the vehicle. the evidence of effort is sitting right next to the effort. you do not have to remember what it looked like before, explain how much you did, or defend the decision to start with that particular patch.

    the game’s store description explicitly offers cleaning without time pressure or a final score, alongside separate challenge modes for anyone who wants those constraints. that distinction matters. the basic appeal can survive without a supervisor. the van has a problem; you have a hose; this relationship has excellent communication.

    a real clean surface is mostly an absence. nothing happened here today, visually speaking, because somebody made sure nothing remained. a game can turn that invisible maintenance into a visible event. every newly blue strip of van is a tiny before-and-after photograph that you are operating.

    the drawer has agreed to terms

    From my media collectionA Little to the LeftDeveloper: Max Inferno • Publisher: Secret Mode • Platform: windows, mac • Year: 2022View on Trove
    A compartmented junk drawer in A Little to the Left, with batteries, crayons, scissors and other objects waiting to be arranged.
    Somebody has already designed a place for the batteries. Screenshot: Max Inferno / Secret Mode.

    A Little to the Left makes the agreement smaller. here is a drawer. here are its objects. there is a satisfying arrangement to discover, sometimes more than one. the screenshot’s compartments practically advertise their intentions. scissors and batteries have been invited into a world where the available space is somebody else’s design problem.

    an actual junk drawer contains an unlabelled key and a cable that might still be important. putting them away requires decisions about an entire household’s past and possible future. the puzzle gets to edit that down to shape, size, order. a little rectangle of solvable confusion. its cat can interfere, but at least the cat is credited as part of the game.

    there is a useful limit to this theory: the game also offers a daily puzzle. even fictional tidying can become an appointment. the appeal depends on which part you choose to engage with. a finite drawer is a lovely proposition. an obligation to maintain a streak is a separate negotiation.

    please let the box stay empty

    From my media collectionUnpackingDeveloper: Witch Beam • Publisher: Balor Games • Platform: windows, mac, linux • Year: 2021View on Trove
    A pixel-art bedroom in Unpacking with cardboard moving boxes, a computer desk, hanging shirt and pink stuffed pig.
    A move reduced to one room at a time. Screenshot: Witch Beam / Unpacking.

    Unpacking stretches the idea across eight moves. possessions come out of boxes and find places in rooms, with no timers or scores. the objects also carry a life through those moves. a shirt, a toy, a book: ordinary belongings get enough attention to become the story.

    it even offers an “allow items anywhere” option that removes the placement puzzle. the player can decide how much judgment belongs in this particular household. imagine the possibilities if a cupboard had a setting.

    none of this requires turning leisure into self-improvement. the game library still isn’t homework. you can abandon the fictional cleaning too. but for a while, these games offer work with unusually legible boundaries: an object, a manageable mess, a response. the room fits on the screen. the box can become empty. somebody has finally written a definition of done that does not include checking the laundry.

    Featured screenshot: FuturLab / PowerWash Simulator, via Steam.

  • telly’s morning briefing: doctor doom has installed a progress bar

    telly’s morning briefing: doctor doom has installed a progress bar

    Doctor Doom gets competing gauges, Game Pass joins the phone-plan menu, and Google Beam connects military families. Read more

    Tuesday, October 27, 2026 · morning edition

    Doctor Doom has acquired a progress bar, Game Pass is joining the wireless-plan menu, and Google is trying to make a video call feel a little less like a video call.

    doctor doom has installed a progress bar

    Marvel Cosmic Invasion’s The Siege of Castle Doom arrives November 10 with Doctor Doom and the Invisible Woman as playable characters. Tribute Games says its new mode pits Doom’s charging Siege Gauge against batteries collected for Reed Richards’ Stabilizer. The castle has branching doors, perks and encounters that change between runs. Apparently conquering the world now involves managing two competing loading indicators.

    The Invisible Woman chooses a Grappler upgrade inside Castle Doom in Marvel Cosmic Invasion.

    the phone plan would like a controller

    Xbox Game Pass is coming to eligible T-Mobile customers through T-Mix beginning in November. Microsoft says qualifying U.S. customers can choose Game Pass Ultimate or Premium as a wireless-plan benefit. Eligibility still matters, so check the linked announcement before treating your phone bill as a console accessory.

    the video call has a better reason to exist

    A service member watches his young daughter stand with help during a Google Beam family video call.

    Google and the USO are bringing HP Dimension with Google Beam to 20 USO locations worldwide. The 3D video system connects deployed service members with family, and a new docuseries follows four military families using it. After a pilot between Poland and Fort Bliss, the program is expanding to Germany and Fort Hood. This is a considerably better use of a large video screen than another meeting that could have been an email.

    Image credits: Doctor Doom featured artwork and gameplay screenshot © Marvel / Tribute Games, via PlayStation Blog. Google Beam family photo © Google, via Google’s USO announcement. Video: Google.

  • the quiz has accidentally become competitive

    richard ayoade and noel fielding get competitive on Big Fat Quiz. an ambitious development for a comedy programme. Read more

    richard ayoade and noel fielding get competitive in this Channel 4 clip from Big Fat Quiz 2019. the thumbnail announces “No More Fun From Now On!” an ambitious mission statement for a comedy programme.

  • telly’s afternoon briefing: the little ipad has acquired ambitions

    telly’s afternoon briefing: the little ipad has acquired ambitions

    An OLED iPad mini, a battle royale that changed its mind, a Baltic flight plan, and Netflix’s trip to the book festival. Read more

    Monday, October 26, 2026 · afternoon edition

    The small iPad gets a bigger screen, a battle royale decides to cooperate, and Flight Simulator redraws the Baltic itinerary. Netflix, meanwhile, has found a content library that comes with bookmarks.

    the little ipad has acquired ambitions

    A colorful gecko photograph displayed in Pixelmator Pro on the new iPad mini’s OLED screen.

    Apple’s new iPad mini gets an 8.5-inch OLED screen, an A20 Pro chip and IP67 water-and-dust resistance. Preorders open October 28, with availability November 6. The front camera has also moved to the landscape edge: a modest concession to where faces actually go during video calls.

    the battle royale has decided to work with others

    Scramble Knights Online launches today in Game Preview on Xbox Series X|S and PC, including Game Pass, after Funktronic Labs rebuilt its battle-royale project around cooperative adventures. In the developer’s launch-day account, playtesters liked exploring the world considerably more than fighting over it; the new version makes quests, dungeons and a shared town square the main event. It is still an unfinished Game Preview release, but the design change is more interesting than another promise to be the last person standing.

    the baltic itinerary has finished downloading

    Microsoft Flight Simulator’s World Update 23 arrives today with refreshed scenery across Poland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. The free update adds 12 photogrammetry areas, 77 points of interest and five handcrafted airports, with missions for both the 2020 and 2024 versions. Owners need the current simulator version and the World Update download; Tallinn’s old town is not going to install itself.

    A helicopter flies above Tallinn’s red-roofed old town in Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024.

    netflix has discovered the original content library

    Netflix is making its Texas Book Festival debut in Austin on November 14–15, bringing The Hunting Wives author May Cobb and Virgin River showrunner Patrick Sean Smith to a book-to-screen panel. There is also an early screening of Guarding Stars, starring Leighton Meester and Jared Padalecki, adapted from Katherine Center’s The Bodyguard. The festival is free, while the screening has a separate reservation link in the announcement; the reading lounge promises free books and coffee. Neither requires a loading screen.

    Image credits: iPad mini featured image and OLED detail © Apple, via its October 26 newsroom announcement; Tallinn screenshot © Microsoft/Asobo, via the World Update 23 announcement. Video: Funktronic Labs/Xbox, linked in the Scramble Knights Online developer article.

  • your xbox controller does not need a snack budget

    your xbox controller does not need a snack budget

    Four rechargeable AAs, one compatible charger, and a useful reminder: the controller’s USB port won’t charge those cells. Read more

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    An Xbox controller should not need a recurring snack budget. If yours is a standard Xbox Wireless Controller with an AA compartment, four rechargeable AAs make a simple rotation: two in the controller, two charged and waiting.

    The Panasonic eneloop K-KJ17MCA4BA kit pairs four AA cells with a BQ-CC17 charger. That is enough for the rotation without buying a drawer full of batteries. Panasonic explains the charger’s individual charging slots.

    A Panasonic eneloop retail package containing two white AA rechargeable batteries.

    The photograph shows a two-cell AA pack, not the four-cell-and-charger kit linked below.

    One catch matters: the AAs charge in the external charger. Plugging a USB cable into the controller does not recharge AA batteries. Xbox’s battery guidance distinguishes replaceable AAs from its rechargeable battery pack.

    Skip this if your controller has a built-in battery, or if you already own suitable rechargeable AAs and a compatible charger. Check the exact kit number before buying; a battery-only pack is a different purchase. The useful upgrade is having a spare pair ready, not collecting more charging accessories.

    Panasonic eneloop K-KJ17MCA4BA

    Four AA rechargeable cells + BQ-CC17 external charger.

    Two in the controller, two ready for the next round. Check that your controller takes replaceable AAs.

    Image credit: Xbox Wireless Controllers, AlexZade, CC BY-SA 4.0. Resized for display; no other changes. Contextual controller photograph, not a product photograph of the charger kit.

    Additional image: PanasonicEneloop, SergeSF, CC0. Resized for display; packaging illustrates AA cells, not the linked kit.

  • what to watch tonight: the yacht has competing management

    what to watch tonight: the yacht has competing management

    Below Deck and Raw compete at 8/7c, Parker Posey opens The Mob’s Italian villa, and the vampires have no plans to improve… Read more

    Monday, October 26. A yacht crew, a villa full of celebrities and two wrestlers with a title shot to settle. Management is having a difficult evening. If none of that appeals, the Staten Island vampires remain available for a much less productive night.

    below deck: service with several conditions

    Tonight at 8/7c on Bravo. New episodes stream the next day on Peacock.

    Captain Kerry and chief stew Fraser are back for season 13, this time in Thailand. This is the pick for luxury surroundings, workplace friction and the continuing discovery that a very expensive holiday still requires someone to do the laundry.

    Watch Below Deck · Official schedule

    From my media collectionBelow DeckNetwork: Bravo • Genre: Drama, Travel • Year: 2013Watch on Bravo and Peacock; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove

    raw: a title shot is on the agenda

    Live tonight at 8/7c on Netflix.

    Stephanie Vaquer faces Becky Lynch to determine Liv Morgan’s next challenger. Bayley and Lyra Valkyria also have a No Disqualification match on the card. Two useful reasons to tune in, without needing to pretend every backstage conversation is an urgent constitutional crisis.

    Watch Raw · Vaquer vs. Lynch preview · Bayley vs. Valkyria preview

    From my media collectionWWE Monday Night RAW (1993)Network: Netflix • Genre: Drama, Action, Sports • Year: 1993Live tonight on Netflix at 8/7c; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove

    the mob: parker posey has called a family meeting

    New today, on demand on Hulu. Subscription required.

    Parker Posey hosts a celebrity strategy game in an Italian villa, with up to $250,000 in play and a rotating hierarchy that decides who gets paid and who gets sent home. Willam Belli, Debi Mazar and Aida Turturro are among the cast. That is quite a lot of personality to entrust to one seating chart.

    Watch The Mob · Hulu’s October guide · Official series preview

    From my media collectionThe MobNetwork: Hulu • Year: 2026Streaming Mondays on Hulu; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove

    what we do in the shadows: the reliable bad roommates

    Already streaming on Hulu. On-demand catch-up, not a new episode tonight.

    What We Do in the Shadows cast floats in front of a green moon in FX promotional artwork.

    For a Halloween option without an elimination ceremony, FX’s vampire mockumentary has six seasons available. Matt Berry, Natasia Demetriou and Kayvan Novak lead a household whose supernatural powers have done remarkably little for its basic competence. Start at the beginning if you want the least homework.

    Watch What We Do in the Shadows

    From my media collectionWhat We Do in the Shadows (2019)Network: FX • Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi & Fantasy • Year: 2019Already streaming on Hulu; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove

    US listings and availability checked October 26. Subscriptions may be required. Featured image: WWE, Raw match preview. Below Deck portraits: Bravo, season overview. What We Do in the Shadows artwork: FX/Hulu, via Hulu’s vampire guide. Official trailer: Hulu.

  • the nintendo ds had a very specific thesaurus

    the nintendo ds had a very specific thesaurus

    Dual Strike. Dawn of Sorrow. Deadly Silence. Dragon Sword. The Nintendo DS had a remarkable way of getting its initials onto the… Read more

    The Nintendo DS had two screens and an extremely specific taste in subtitles.

    Advance Wars: Dual Strike. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow. Resident Evil: Deadly Silence. Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword. Different publishers, wildly different games, the same two initials reporting for duty.

    Some of them had an excellent excuse. Nintendo describes Dual Strike battles running across both screens. Dawn of Sorrow used the touchscreen for its Magic Seal system. Dragon Sword had you hold the DS sideways and control Ryu almost entirely with the stylus. The hardware was getting involved in the game and then taking a little credit in the title.

    But the naming pattern itself is the charming part. A vampire sequel, a zombie port, a strategy game and a ninja adventure all somehow emerge from the subtitle department with matching monograms.

    what i miss most about the nintendo ds is how game companies would bend over backwards to give games subtitles that fit the D.S. abbreviation

    — schweg, 🦇 (@schwegler.lol) 2026-10-25T22:19:33.476Z

    The original observation is right: this was a very particular kind of console-era nonsense. Bring back titles that look like somebody had a deadline and exactly two letters left in the stationery cupboard.

    Image credit: Advance Wars: Dual Strike artwork © Nintendo / INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS, from Nintendo’s official game page.

  • telly’s morning briefing: the deathclaw needs a walk

    telly’s morning briefing: the deathclaw needs a walk

    Fallout’s pets leave camp, Helldivers celebrates Liberty Day, Rocky gets a making-of movie, WWE goes vertical, and Kornacki gets a bigger board. Read more

    Monday, October 26, 2026 · morning briefing

    A domesticated Deathclaw, a commemorative rifle, and a secret agent disguised as a nanny. Monday has arrived with a fairly broad job description.

    the deathclaw needs a walk

    Fallout 76’s World Pets update arrives December 1, letting cats, dogs, radhogs and domesticated Deathclaws leave the C.A.M.P. and join your adventures. Bethesda says companions can be named, customized and given commands, with a refreshed Skyline Valley arriving alongside them. Yesterday’s Fallout news concerned the reality-show vault; this is the game update, with considerably more demanding pet-sitting.

    super earth has authorized a party hat

    Helldivers 2 is celebrating Liberty Day today with the AR-23L Liberator Legacy rifle and 24 hours of Super Destroyer decorations. Arrowhead says the rifle will be distributed at 23:59 CET, or 5:59 p.m. Central, to players who have played since September 26. The studio also has printable party materials and community minigames ready. Even the space-war bureaucracy has a crafts department.

    Liberty Day 2186 printable helmet and party decorations for Helldivers 2.

    rocky has a pre-production montage

    Amazon MGM has released a new trailer for I Play Rocky, starring Anthony Ippolito as a young Sylvester Stallone trying to get Rocky made with himself in the lead. Peter Farrelly directs, with Matt Dillon, AnnaSophia Robb and Tracy Letts among the cast. It opens in select theaters November 6, with a wider release later that month. The underdog story now has an underdog story about getting the underdog story financed.

    From my media collectionI Play RockyDirector: Peter Farrelly • Genre: Drama, History • Year: 2026Select theaters November 6; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove
    Anthony Ippolito as young Sylvester Stallone in I Play Rocky.

    wwe has entered the nanny business

    Drew McIntyre, Joe Hendry and Jacob Fatu appear in Agent of Shadows, a new ReelShort microdrama alongside Marc Herrmann and Chase Mattson. Its secret-agent dad has to pose as his daughter’s nanny while protecting his family and keeping his identity hidden. WWE’s announcement includes a behind-the-scenes look at the mobile-first series. Wrestling’s existing expertise in elaborate family problems should transfer nicely.

    From my media collectionAgent of ShadowsGenre: Action & Adventure, Crime • Year: 2026A ReelShort microdrama with WWE performers; save it or add your take on Trove.View on Trove

    kornacki has acquired a second screen

    NBC’s November 3 election plan includes an upgraded, dual-screen Big Board and the return of Kornacki Cam, beginning at 4:30 p.m. Central. The continuous stream will be available through NBCNews.com, the NBC News app, YouTube and other social platforms; Peacock is adding a multiview combining news coverage, Kornacki and a results board. The khakis now have a control room.

    Sources checked October 26. Image credits: featured radhog artwork, Bethesda Softworks, via Shacknews; Liberty Day craft materials, Arrowhead Game Studios / Sony Interactive Entertainment, via PlayStation Blog; I Play Rocky still, Amazon MGM Studios, via About Amazon. Official trailers: Bethesda Softworks and Amazon MGM Studios.

  • twenty-one years of scrobbles, zero genre supervision

    twenty-one years of scrobbles, zero genre supervision

    Twenty-one years of Last.fm: indie foundations, theatrical singles, and an all-time bangers playlist with very few quiet transitions. Read more

    My two most-scrobbled albums on Last.fm are separated by one play. Skeletal Lamping has 417; Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? has 416. Both are by of Montreal. After all this time, apparently there is still an internal election.

    That is the useful surprise in looking through my public listening history. The singles chart has Käärijä, Lorde, Britney Spears and Kim Petras. The albums still have a substantial indie-rock foundation. The collection has acquired more entrances without demolishing the original building.

    This account goes back to high school. Last.fm gives the joining date as October 23, 2005, and the profile showed 66,955 scrobbles across 5,589 artists when checked on October 26, 2026.

    the 2006 evidence is still there

    The oldest accessible page of loved tracks supplies something more specific than nostalgia by release date. In September 2006, the marked favorites include Clap Your Hands Say Yeah’s “The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth,” the New Pornographers’ “Twin Cinema,” and the Decemberists’ “Bandit Queen.” Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” is there too. The filing system was never especially strict.

    October adds of Montreal’s “Happy Yellow Bumblebee,” Jump, Little Children’s “B-13,” and Ben Folds’ “Zak and Sara.” By November, the Mountain Goats’ “This Year” and Silversun Pickups’ “Lazy Eye” appear. They establish an actual early trail: distinctive voices, busy songs, and room for a joke.

    Kevin Barnes sings into a microphone, wearing glittering eye makeup and a red ruffled top.

    The middle of the archive makes the overlap clearer. By 2012–13, the loved tracks include The Book of Mormon’s “Hasa Diga Eebowai,” Scissor Sisters’ “It Can’t Come Quickly Enough,” and Icona Pop’s “I Love It,” featuring Charli XCX. Jump, Little Children and of Montreal appear in that same stretch. The pop and theatre were already sharing the room with the bands.

    the albums stayed; the singles got louder

    Across the account’s recorded history, of Montreal leads the artist chart with 2,124 scrobbles. Lady Gaga follows with 1,285, then Jump, Little Children with 1,207, RuPaul with 1,039, and Charli xcx with 904. That top five is a fairly efficient rebuttal to the idea that a listening history needs one genre.

    Below the nearly tied of Montreal albums sits Jump, Little Children’s Magazine, followed by Gaga’s Chromatica and Alaska Thunderfuck’s Anus. Album totals count individual track scrobbles, so they are not counts of complete album listens. Even with that limitation, the company is revealing. The art-pop, the band records, and the very large pop gestures have all accumulated substantial repeat business.

    The lifetime track chart puts “Cha Cha Cha” first at 98 recorded plays, with “Royals” at 96. “Work,” “Die Young,” “My Queer Teenage Anthem,” and “There Will Be Blood” follow. Then Rilo Kiley’s “With Arms Outstretched” turns up in the top ten, keeping a seat for the guitars. This is a persuasive argument for a playlist with very few quiet transitions.

    Lady Gaga plays a sculptural piano under blue light, with her face projected on the screen behind her.

    the newer window has its own cast

    The past-365-days artist chart, checked on the same date, is led by Charli xcx, followed by Ke$ha and Kim Petras tied, then Nemo and Robyn. That is a different emphasis from the lifetime totals. It does not establish a clean break with the older music: the current loved-tracks pages still put of Montreal, the Postal Service and Rilo Kiley alongside Gaga and RuPaul.

    The interesting pattern is accumulation. The early indie favorites remain visible while dance-pop and theatrical singles gain more space.

    all-time, no snooze

    The accompanying all-time bangers playlist turns that combination into something playable: a selection informed by the history, rather than a mechanical countdown of the highest totals. The brief is a commute with some momentum. The scrobbles can handle the paperwork.

    Open “all-time, no snooze” in Spotify: 50 tracks, about 2 hours 44 minutes. Seven selections are editorial picks from heavily scrobbled albums; the rest have direct track-level evidence in the public history.

    Last.fm isn’t the whole story, but twenty-one years of scrobbles still leave a pretty good paper trail.

    Photo credits: featured, Käärijä at the Eurovision 2023 final rehearsal by Michael Doherty, CC BY-SA 4.0. Body: Kevin Barnes in Gothenburg, 2005 by Jonas Riise Hamre, public domain; Lady Gaga at The Chromatica Ball, 2022 by Sjoerd van der Schaaf, CC BY 2.0. Resized for display; no other changes. Concert photographs illustrate the artists, not events attended by the author.

  • the potato does not need a cinematic universe

    taskmaster understands how little explanation a good problem needs. Read more

    Joe Wilkinson’s potato task, from E4’s official channel.

    taskmaster can get a surprising amount of television out of a potato and a golf hole. the task in series two’s “fear of failure” adds one important restriction: don’t touch the red green.

    that is enough information to start having an opinion. the goal is visible. the forbidden area is visible. an audience can follow the attempt without a recap, a family tree, or a companion podcast explaining the rules of potato magic.

    the clever bit is that a simple instruction leaves room for complicated behavior. contestants can overthink it, improvise around it, or make one tiny mistake that suddenly matters a great deal. the viewer gets to become an extremely unqualified official.

    alex horne’s task envelopes make clarity feel mischievous. everyone understands the problem just well enough to argue about the solution. sometimes that is all the world-building a show needs.

    From my media collectionTaskmaster (2015)Network: Channel 4 • Genre: Comedy • Year: 2015View on Trove

    Video and featured thumbnail: E4 / Taskmaster, via the official E4 YouTube channel.