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  • telly’s afternoon briefing: odysseus has reached the checkout

    telly’s afternoon briefing: odysseus has reached the checkout

    The Odyssey’s paid home release, SteamOS 3.9.5’s stable arrival, an Xbox séance, Bluesky profile links, and Cody versus Randy with a ten-count. Tune in & read →

    Saturday, October 24, 2026 · afternoon edition

    Odysseus reaches the buy button, SteamOS leaves beta, and next week’s séance has made the Xbox calendar. Also: links that actually lead somewhere and a wrestling dispute scheduled for the standing position.

    odysseus has reached the checkout

    Amazon has confirmed The Odyssey for November 17 as a $19.99 digital purchase in the U.S., rather than a film included with Prime. Universal’s home-release announcement puts digital, 4K and Blu-ray on the same date, with more than 90 minutes of special features. Christopher Nolan’s enormous voyage is coming home; the subscription does not cover the boat.

    From my media collectionThe OdysseyDirector: Christopher Nolan • Genre: Adventure, Action, Fantasy • Year: 2026View on Trove

    the steam deck has graduated from this particular beta

    A Steam Deck OLED surrounded by red and blue illuminated screens.

    Valve released SteamOS 3.9.5 to all users on October 23, a concrete step beyond the 3.9.4 beta covered Thursday. The stable update brings Plasma 6.7.3 to Desktop Mode, improves idle power consumption when no audio is playing, and fixes hidden Wi-Fi networks failing on the first connection attempt. Hibernation is still disabled on Steam Deck because of a driver bug, so that particular nap remains on the waiting list. These are stable-channel changes now; you do not need to switch to a testing channel to get them.

    the séance has a calendar invite

    Xbox’s newly posted release calendar confirms The Séance of Blake Manor for October 27, with Game Pass and Xbox Play Anywhere support. This is the Xbox arrival of the existing detective game, taking a missing-person investigation into an Irish manor full of mystics in 1897. Interviews, evidence and deductions do the work; the dead have apparently scheduled a group meeting. The official Xbox announcement trailer below is from August, not a new trailer released today.

    From my media collectionThe Séance of Blake ManorDeveloper: Spooky Doorway • Publisher: Raw Fury • Platform: windows, linux • Year: 2025View on Trove

    the link in bio can just be a link

    Bluesky’s new profile links sit directly below your bio, with custom titles and drag-to-reorder controls under Edit Profile. Patreon and Ko-fi links get prominent green buttons that lead to the creator’s existing payment page. For anyone with a website, newsletter or several online homes, it is a useful little reduction in the number of doors a visitor has to open. Sometimes the feature is letting people leave.

    cody and randy have agreed to remain standing, eventually

    Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton on WWE’s Last Man Standing match announcement for Crown Jewel on November 7.

    WWE has announced Cody Rhodes versus Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match at Crown Jewel. The event is November 7 at noon Eastern / 11 a.m. Central, streaming in the U.S. through the ESPN app with an ESPN Unlimited plan. The longstanding workplace disagreement has acquired a ten-count.

    Image credits: featured still, The Odyssey, © Universal Pictures, via About Amazon; Steam Deck OLED render, © Valve, from its official press kit; Crown Jewel match graphic, © WWE, via the match announcement. Trailer: Xbox / Raw Fury / Spooky Doorway, linked in Raw Fury’s Xbox update.

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    the bored strategist: when having power leads to self-sabotage

    the bored strategist: when having power leads to self-sabotage

    there is a very specific, tragicomic pathology that infects reality competition frontrunners the second their position becomes too comfortable: boredom. a look… Tune in & read →

    there is a very specific, tragicomic pathology that infects reality competition frontrunners the second their position becomes too comfortable: boredom.

    Modern flat illustration of a lone reality TV player pacing an empty room at 3 AM near a glowing cyan fish tank, imagining an overcomplicated floating gold and red chess game that leads to a trapdoor beneath them.
    When power and sensory deprivation collide, frontrunners often invent complex moves that engineer their own downfall.

    in a game like big brother, logic dictates that when you hold all the cards, have the numbers locked, and your target is dead in the water by monday afternoon, you should simply sit down, eat your slop, and shut your mouth until thursday night. but human beings—especially isolated, paranoid, reality-competition humans trapped in a soundstage with no phones, no clocks, no books, and zero outside stimulation—are fundamentally incapable of sitting on their hands when they have power.

    instead, they start pacing the hoh room at 3:00 am, staring into the fish tank, and inventing 4d chess moves until they successfully orchestrate their own execution.

    Dee gets so bored that I think she’s gonna somehow figure out how to blindside herself this week

    — schweg, (@schwegler.lol) 2026-08-21T12:12:46.916Z

    the sensory deprivation trap: when stillness feels like danger

    the root of almost every catastrophic overplay isn’t arrogance; it’s sensory deprivation mixed with acute restlessness. when you strip away every normal distraction and force sixteen hyper-competitive people to live in an insulated pressure cooker, doing nothing feels unnatural—even dangerous.

    if tuesday and wednesday pass with zero conflict, the power-holder’s brain inevitably short-circuits. “why is everyone so calm? are they plotting behind my back? is this straightforward 7–1 eviction too easy? what if i fake-nominate my closest ally to test their loyalty? what if i pull off a five-step blindside just to keep everyone on their toes?”

    Flat vector illustration of a clockless soundstage enclosed in an hourglass, showing a frantic player silhouette connecting tangled red conspiracy yarn that leads into a blanket fortress in the corner.
    Without clocks, phones, or outside stimuli, even total game security begins to look like an impending ambush.

    the hall of fame: when houseguests implode

    this is how simple, textbook weeks turn into self-inflicted greek tragedies. a strategist gets so profoundly bored with their own dominance that they start manufacturing puzzles just to prove they can solve them.

    audrey middleton: the 4 am blanket caucus

    audrey in bb17 is the patron saint of superfans who enter the house playing at 100 mph while everyone else is still unpacking their swimsuits. by day four, she had formed a nine-person alliance, sneaked around the house counting random background objects for hypothetical comps, and held 4:00 am bedside interrogations like a paranoid mafia don.

    when you sprint through an entire summer’s worth of strategic capital in 96 hours, there’s nowhere left to go except retreating under a blanket in the have-not room eating omelettes while the entire house unceremoniously backdoors you.

    haleigh broucher: the bathtub spiral & the noble suicide

    Haleigh Broucher headshot from Big Brother 20

    few moments in modern live feeds rival haleigh’s chaotic, red-wine-soaked hoh reign in bb20. after winning the hacker competition, instead of letting level six twist in the wind or allowing her secret power to do its job, haleigh spent an evening in the bathtub convincing herself that “honesty” was the optimal game move.

    she called an emergency house meeting to publicly confess she was the hacker to clear bayleigh’s name—instantly painting a massive target on her back, detonating her own alliance’s cover, and handing tyler crispen the easiest defensive layup of his life.

    dustin erikstrup: the pawn who volunteered into oblivion

    Dustin Erikstrup (BB8) right before one of the most famous blindsides in reality TV history.

    if you want the undisputed gold standard of hubris meets boredom, look no further than dustin in big brother 8. sitting pretty in the dominant late night crew alliance, dustin got so smug about his untouchable social standing that he volunteered to sit on the block next to evel dick just to prove how beloved he was.

    he was so convinced he held all the cards that he practically walked himself up to the gallows. when julie chen read the 4–2 vote and his jaw hit the floor, it gave us one of the most iconic blindside reaction faces in reality television history.

    modern parallels: dee valladares and the bb28 itch

    Dee stands behind Barrett menacingly in the BB28 pantry

    we are watching this exact phenomenon play out in real time right now in big brother 28. dee entered the summer in an enviable power position alongside devens and the early vet alliance. but as the weeks drag on, the itch to constantly orchestrate, pull strings, and micromanage every conversation has turned into pure paranoia.

    from offering rejected bb bribes to yash (who hilariously told her to keep her pocket change) to over-calculating blockbuster scenarios on a wednesday afternoon, dee is actively building the very trapdoor she’s going to fall through. when you can’t tolerate a quiet house, you end up handing your rivals the exact blueprint to take you out.

    narrative catharsis and the janelle principle

    from a viewer’s perspective, there is no narrative payoff sweeter than watching a runaway power-holder dismantle their own game out of pure, fidgety restlessness.

    Modern minimalist illustration of a confident contestant standing on an eviction pedestal while pulling a lever that opens a trapdoor beneath their own feet.
    From bathtub confessions to volunteering as a pawn, the bored frontrunner often builds the exact mechanism of their own eviction.

    when a dominant alliance plays disciplined, feeds get dry, episodes turn into rote procedural slogs, and viewers start praying for a lightning strike. but when that frontrunner over-engineers a move and hands the opposition an opening? that’s pure television magic.

    I just hope whoever wins HoH is pissed enough at Dee to quote Janelle

    — schweg, (@schwegler.lol) 2026-08-27T03:03:43.815Z

    nothing revitalizes a season faster than an underdog taking power on the heels of a massive blunder, stepping up to the microphone, and channeling peak janelle pierzina energy (“bye bye, bitches!”) directly into the face of a bewildered former frontrunner.

    the discipline of doing nothing

    great gameplay is usually boring gameplay. the players who actually walk away with the $750,000 check are almost always the ones who master the discipline of doing absolutely nothing when doing nothing is the optimal move.

    Split-panel flat vector graphic comparing chaotic hands dropping scattered puzzle pieces on the left against a calm figure sitting still with hands folded over a secured gold key on the right.
    The most lucrative move in modern social strategy games is often the discipline to sit still and say nothing.

    the tragedy—and the entertainment—of the “bored strategist” is that they’d rather be dramatically wrong than quietly safe. they want to be the mastermind authoring every chapter of the season, forgetting that the easiest way to get written out of the script is trying to write too much of it at once.

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    the art of the block: building an atproto tool for gut-checking your next block

    the art of the block: building an atproto tool for gut-checking your next block

    A lightweight, client-side ATProto browser tool for Bluesky that lets you gut-check target accounts against your mutual followers and explore a moot… Tune in & read →

    There is a very specific gut-check that happens when you come across a chaotic account or bad-faith actor on your timeline. Before hitting the block button, you almost instinctively wonder: is it just me, or have my mutuals already blocked this person?

    Naturally, as someone who spends entirely too much time thinking about social graph mechanics and relational data structures, I wanted a clean, reliable way to answer that question. I wanted to see which of my mutual followers (“moots”) are blocking a specific target account—and discover the broader moderation consensus across my network. To make that happen, I built a small tool.

    Enter bsky-mutual-blocks: a lightweight, client-side browser app built on Bluesky and ATProto that lets you gut-check target accounts against your mutual follower network and explore a live moot block leaderboard.

    Modern flat vector illustration showing bsky-mutual-blocks: gut-checking target accounts against mutual followers and ranking the most-blocked mutuals among your moots on ATProto.
    bsky-mutual-blocks visualizes which mutual followers block a target account and ranks which moots have the most blocks from other moots.

    the beauty of open protocols (and why this works)

    On traditional siloed platforms, analyzing moderation consensus across your social circle is essentially impossible. Data is locked behind proprietary servers, rate limits are punitive, and moderation actions are treated like state secrets.

    Bluesky and the AT Protocol completely change the paradigm. Because user repositories on ATProto are publicly discoverable collections of structured, signed data—including app.bsky.graph.block and follow records—you don’t need privileged backend access to inspect public network topology.

    When you want to gut-check a target account, the client identifies your mutual followers (bidirectional follows) and crawls their public block records. If multiple people in your trusted circle have already created signed block records pointing at that target’s DID, that overlap is revealed through transparent, client-side set intersection.

    Flat vector graphic showing ATProto public repository traversal for checking which mutual followers block a target account versus legacy platform data silos.
    Public signed records in ATProto repositories allow client-side set intersection to reveal which mutuals block a given account.

    how it’s built & what it actually does

    I designed the app to be fast, privacy-preserving, zero-maintenance, and centered around two primary workflows:

    1. target gut-check

    Search any Bluesky handle or DID to see which of your mutual followers are currently blocking that account. It provides instant context before you block, follow, or reply, allowing you to leverage the collective moderation wisdom of your trusted network.

    2. moot block leaderboard

    Beyond individual lookups, the client can analyze your entire mutual graph to calculate which accounts hold the highest block counts across your moots, ranking network-wide block consensus in real-time.

    pure browser OAuth (@atproto/oauth-client-browser)

    Nobody should have to hand over app passwords or account credentials to third-party tools. Using ATProto’s official browser OAuth flow with public client metadata, authentication happens directly against your own PDS (Personal Data Server). The session token lives solely in your browser memory and is discarded when you disconnect.

    Vite + Cloudflare Pages architecture

    The entire project is built with TypeScript and bundled with Vite, deployed as a static application on Cloudflare Pages (wrangler.jsonc). There is no backend server, no intermediary proxy, and no central database storing your social connections.

    Architecture diagram showing browser OAuth flow, batched ATProto graph traversal, target gut-checking, and moot block leaderboard calculation.
    Client-side architecture of bsky-mutual-blocks illustrating pure browser OAuth, batched block crawling, and the dual analysis pipeline.

    key technical takeaways

    PDS Federation & DID Resolution: Translating user handles into persistent DIDs (via plc.directory or HTTPS DNS) and querying decentralized repositories requires robust fallback handling for custom domains, federated PDS hosts, and deleted accounts.

    Concurrent Batching & Rate Limits: Traversing block records across dozens or hundreds of mutual followers sequentially in the browser would quickly trigger AppView rate limits. Chunking requests into controlled concurrent batches keeps traversal fast while avoiding 429 throttling.

    Client-Side Privacy by Default: Because all graph traversal and set comparisons execute locally in the user’s browser, there is zero risk of logging, tracking, or leaking who you search or who your mutuals block.

    wrap-up

    Building on ATProto highlights what makes open social protocols exciting: open schemas, verifiable user data, and the ability to build lightweight, single-purpose tools that empower users to understand their network dynamics on their own terms.

    Check out the live tool at bsky-mutual-blocks.pages.dev, or inspect the open-source codebase on GitHub: schwegler/bsky-mutual-blocks.

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    #bb28: m&m dye, house micro-aggressions, and the impending blockbuster chaos

    #bb28: m&m dye, house micro-aggressions, and the impending blockbuster chaos

    Catching up on Big Brother 28 after a theme CPU glitch: calling out the house micro-aggressions, Angela’s M&M dye art, Drew’s veto… Tune in & read →

    so, if you noticed the tumbleweeds rolling through here over the last month and change, no, i didn’t abandon ship—my theme decided to start chewing through cpu cycles like it had a personal vendetta against my server. but we are back online just in time for the absolute circus currently unfolding inside the Big Brother 28 house.

    when i last posted on july 17th, we were in the golden era of absurdity: eggela had officially hatched, the tool shed was consolidating power with the smug certainty of people who think day 10 alliances last until finale night, and we were all just trying to figure out how many tools could fit in one metaphorical shed before the roof collapsed. fast forward six weeks, and the vibes in the house have shifted from goofy summer camp chaos to messy, uncomfortable, and deeply fractured warfare.

    angela’s m&m dye art and the lingering tool shed hangover

    first, we have to talk about the sheer unhinged brilliance of angela painting with water mixed with m&m dye using what appeared to be a makeup brush. total, unadulterated icon behavior. say what you want about her game, but the chaotic diy innovation is why we watch feeds. meanwhile, the lingering smugness from the early vet alliance—especially dee and devens acting like they held a monopoly on common sense—has steadily soured into pure paranoia. dee gets so bored in that house that i genuinely think she’s going to figure out a way to blindside herself before jury even hits. whoever wins the next hoh needs to be pissed enough at her to quote janelle verbatim.

    Barrett, confused in the BB28 house.
    Barrett was at a cross-roads this week.

    the subtle micro-aggressions and uncomfortable house dynamics

    as entertaining as the gameplay pivots can be, we also need to call out the darker undertones that have crept into the house dynamics over the past few weeks. it’s become exhausting watching the subtle micro-aggressions, coded dismissiveness, and casual othering that keep cropping up on the feeds. whenever someone outside the dominant clique tries to assert themselves or play the game, they’re met with immediate tone policing, exaggerated claims of feeling “threatened” or “uncomfortable,” and double standards that never apply to the majority alliance.

    it’s that classic Big Brother social pathology where isolating someone socially gets justified as “pure game,” while the actual rhetoric used in private conversations crosses the line into micro-invalidations and passive-aggressive hostility. the lack of self-awareness from players who preach good vibes while actively marginalizing others is infuriating to watch on the live feeds. recognizing implicit bias and checking your own behavior shouldn’t stop at the front door of the studio lot.

    drew blowing up the house, thog’s sudden galaxy brain, and the bbbb nightmare

    on the game front, drew went and detonated everything at the veto ceremony, leaving us with a blockbuster nomination lineup that has everyone losing their minds. the fact that drew got distracted (classic) and ended up on the block next to mal and taylor is peak bb28. and watching mallory try to convince drew to throw the block buster was almost impressive in how overtly cruel it was—like, wouldn’t him throwing his own game prove he actually wants you to stay?? mal is stressing out on wednesday over thoughts meant for friday, spiraling into total green dinosaur screaming territory.

    Dee stands behind Barrett menacingly in the BB28 pantry.
    Dee stands behind Barrett menacingly in the BB28 pantry.

    and then there’s thog (haley). i spent the first month convinced she could truly do no right in my eyes, but suddenly she’s out here exhibiting actual tactical perception? her read on barrett’s pitch—noticing that if they only approach her as the swing for one specific scenario, they already have the others locked down—was legitimately sharp. not thog having the best read in the room?!

    gameplay philosophy: talk to people, clean the damn kitchen

    as we head into the live eviction, the bbbb scenarios are pure chaos. if mal wins, fap has to publicly pick “not drew,” firming up the house lines. if taylor wins, fap picks mal, drew walks, and sides lock in. if drew wins, we get a messy vote where mal goes and yash is forced to pivot again (which he will). usually i root for the specific outcome that causes maximum drama, but this week every single path leads to a different brand of mess.

    my only real gripes right now? first, production giving us zero hints about the incoming twist in the promo email (terrified of what nonsense they’re about to drop on us). second, everyone spending all day hyperventilating about being lied to in a game built entirely around lying—stop agonizing and go talk to people! and finally, the state of that house. people are doing dirty stuff on food prep surfaces again. forget physical comps; the next blockbuster should literally just be a timed dishwashing challenge.

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    industry plant or chaotic good: the geese marketing conundrum

    industry plant or chaotic good: the geese marketing conundrum

    the discourse around geese being an “industry plant” vs just engaging in chaotic good marketing is proof that our collective brains have… Tune in & read →

    we have officially reached the stage of modern internet culture where if a young indie band is actually good, charismatic, and knows how to use social media, people immediately assume they were manufactured in a secret underground pentagon laboratory

    the discourse around geese being an “industry plant” vs just engaging in chaotic good marketing is proof that our collective brains have been fried by algorithm paranoia. when did being inventive and having fun with promotional campaigns become suspicious?? if turning album promotion into surreal, chaotic art keeps rock music interesting, we need more of it, tbh


    Source: Wired

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    tulasi beads in the mosh pit: when 90s hardcore found krishna

    tulasi beads in the mosh pit: when 90s hardcore found krishna

    which is why the early-90s rise of krishnacore remains one of the wildest, most earnest mutations in underground music history… Tune in & read →

    punk rock and religion usually go together like gasoline and a birthday cake—the entire genre was practically built on yelling at institutions, tearing down dogma, and mocking authority figures

    which is why the early-90s rise of krishnacore remains one of the wildest, most earnest mutations in underground music history. the guardian just published a fantastic retrospective on how youth of today’s ray cappo, vic dicara, and a bunch of straight-edge hardcore kids turned eastern spirituality and the bhagavad gita into blistering, heavy-as-lead punk rock

    “We had a retired school bus that was converted into a kind of travelling temple… It was wild, and probably the closest thing to the hardcore version of being a Deadhead: the self-sufficient cooking, setting up in parking lots, passing out pamphlets and talking to people.”

    imagine sharing festival stages with slayer and the sex pistols while your band consists of celibate monks chanting hare krishna between breakdowns. bands like shelter and 108 didn’t just play shows; they built a travelling ecosystem with prasadam in parking lots and tulasi beads flying in the pit. and when that scene fractured, it directly planted the seeds for 90s emo royalty like texas is the reason

    whether it was intense ego-stripping or just the loudest spiritual search ever committed to tape, there’s something deeply admirable about kids who looked at the cynical 90s hardcore scene and decided to bring full-throated devotion into the pit


    Source: The Guardian

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    three universes walk into a bar: the avengers: doomsday collision course

    three universes walk into a bar: the avengers: doomsday collision course

    the breakdown of who is getting thrown into the multiversal blender in avengers: doomsday Tune in & read →

    just when you thought we might finally get a break from multiversal headache-inducing plot devices, marvel decided to double down, hire robert downey jr. back behind a metal mask, and pit three entire realities against each other like an overpriced cosmic royal rumble

    the official synopsis for avengers: doomsday confirmed that victor von doom’s grand scheme drags three specific universes onto a “deadly collision course.” if you’re trying to keep your timeline branches straight without needing a master’s degree in comic continuity, here is the breakdown of who is getting thrown into the multiversal blender

    1. earth-616: the tired sacred timeline

    this is the main mcu sandbox we’ve been stuck in for almost two decades. sam wilson is holding down captain america duties, yelena belova is herding the new avengers, and the timeline is basically held together with duct tape after the tva stopped pruning branches. this is ground zero where the actual collision is going to hit, and honestly, the residents of 616 have suffered enough collateral damage to deserve a union at this point

    2. earth-838: retro-futuristic fantastic four land

    cosplay event in ciudad de mexico
    Photo by José Alcalá on Pexels.com

    fresh off the fantastic four: first steps, earth-838 gives us the 1960s retro-futuristic world where reed richards, sue storm, johnny storm, and the thing are the sole celebrity protectors fighting off galactus. but more importantly, this is heavily rumored to be the home turf of rdj’s doctor doom. tying doom directly to reed’s home universe gives them that personal, petty comic book rivalry we actually want, plus baby franklin richards is basically a walking cheat code whose reality-warping powers are going to drive the whole secret wars engine

    3. earth-10005: the fox x-men nostalgia trap

    the universe that started it all back in 2000. between monica rambeau getting stranded there at the end of the marvels and deadpool slicing his way through timeline bureaucracy, earth-10005 is the legacy playground. professor x, magneto, cyclops, gambit, and mystique are on deck to get dragged into the conflict


    Source: CBR

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    #BB28 breaking news: eggela has arrived

    gird my fuckin’ yolks, y’all Tune in & read →

    BB28 Angela Murray in the BB27 Egg Detective costume.

    gird my fuckin’ yolks, y’all

    Fediverse reactions
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    #BB28: a bunch of tools in a shed

    #BB28: a bunch of tools in a shed

    me? i waited three hours for the feeds to come back and then fell asleep without plugging in my phone which led… Tune in & read →

    me? i waited three hours for the feeds to come back and then fell asleep without plugging in my phone which led to me waking up late this morning

    the houseguests were busy all night, however

    when feeds came back, Devens was HOH, and over the course of the night a new super-alliance and backdoor plot came to light

    the alliance? The Tool Shed:

    BB28 Dee, Devens, Angela, Drew, Barrett, Haley, Chuk, Kamu
    The Tool Shed: Dee, Devens, Angela, Drew, Barrett, Haley, Chuk, Kamu

    The Crossovers and The Red Corner decided to merge(ish) and i hate it? as has been clear from my rankings i like Drew and Barrett the most out of this cast followed by the Survivors and Angela–my least favorites are Hayley/Thog

    but the vets’ smugness about everything has really been souring them for me; Devens has gotten less of that from me, but that’s probably just because he’s quieter about it all so i’ve seen it less

    but the Biggest Problem with the cockiness is it leads to the less-fun version of messy–like meeting rather publicly upstairs to solidify your new 8 person group and ignoring someone who rings the doorbell

    I feel like i've seen this before…Oh yeah!#BB21

    — Fishy9001 (@fishy9001.bsky.social) 2026-07-17T15:44:07.383Z

    yes, they pulled a BB20 “Grateful”

    big alliances are the fastest to crack, usually, so i’m not too broken up that most of my faves are working with my three least-liked houseguests (sorry to you, Chuk, it’s mostly your two friends keepin’ you down)

    the problem is that my actual faves (Drew/Barrett) are doing a bit of a rat floater game (moreso Drew, but still) near the middle of the house and this ruins that position–assuming the rest of the house isn’t completely useless

    also, people are doing dirty stuff on food prep areas again

    my rankings (entertainment value) to start the week are less affected by The Tool Shed and more affected by my growing disaffections with Anngela and Dee; i just want them to be a little less cocky about it all

    since he’s HOH and can’t just coast on chill uncle vibes, i fear this will start affecting my enjoyment of Devens this week as well–the first meeting of The Tool Shed already kinda cemented that…

    The Rank

    1

    Drew Campbell (22) – Surgical dental assistant from Temecula, CA

    Drew

    i still enjoy watching him, mistakes and all, but don’t like where he’s positioned in the Tool Shed

    2

    Barrett Pfeiffer (27) – Jumbotron engineer from Austin, TX

    Barrett

    cuddle slut; along with Drew, put his middle-of-the-house-based game in jeopardy by being so obvious w/ the Tool Shed

    3

    Rick Devens (42) – Communications director from Macon, GA (Survivor: Edge of Extinction alum)

    Devens

    HOH | forming a mega alliance upstair while everyone was still awake and in the kitchen was dumb but less dumb for him than Drew/Barrett

    4

    Jack “Rome” Seymour (28) – Pickleball coach from Delray Beach, Florida

    Rome

    i need at least a semi-competitive season and it’s making me root for him a little 🤷‍♂️

    5

    LaTrice Verrett (57) – Boutique salesperson from Maplewood, NJ

    LaTrice

    she’s growing on me, even if i still have to run the volume down when she’s around

    6

    Angela Murray (52) – Real estate agent from Syracuse, UT (Big Brother 26)

    Angela

    dropping lower as the stress builds and the pay-offs never appear

    7

    Dee Valladares (29) – Entrepreneur from Miami, FL (Survivor 45 winner)

    Dee

    the smuggery of it all 🙁

    8

    Jason De Puy (35) – Drag queen (Salina EsTitties) from Los Angeles, CA

    Jason

    almost got big ups but drops because i realized i’d be fine if he left this week (which is a real option on the table)

    9

    Mallory Aurichio (24) – Rocket scientist from Washington Township, NJ

    Mallory

    sinking ships raise all tides or whatever

    10

    Melody Morris (24) – Corporate game show host from Phoenix, AZ

    Melody

    11

    Lyric Medeiros (25) – Attorney from Honolulu, HI

    Lyric

    12

    Taylor Brown (27) – School counselor from Deerfield Beach, FL

    Taylor

    13

    Yash Patel (24) – Finance analyst from Monroe Township, NJ

    Yash

    impressive win in the BB Block Buster

    14

    Chuk Anyanwu (27) – Supply chain analyst from Dallas, TX

    Chuk

    he’s still there

    15

    Haley Thogmartin (29) – Telemedicine executive from Wildwood, MO

    Thog

    ugh.

    16

    Kamuela “Kamu” Kirk (32) – MMA fighter from Phoenix, AZ

    Kamu

    i just can’t with him

    17

    Ashley Trail (24) – Bartender from Chicago, IL

    Ashley

    RIP, 10 Days Old | good for her or sorry that happened, i guess

    (will update the post with any intra-day status change once it happens 💜)