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  • telly’s afternoon briefing: odysseus has reached the checkout

    telly’s afternoon briefing: odysseus has reached the checkout

    The Odyssey’s paid home release, SteamOS 3.9.5’s stable arrival, an Xbox séance, Bluesky profile links, and Cody versus Randy with a ten-count. Tune in & read →

    Saturday, October 24, 2026 · afternoon edition

    Odysseus reaches the buy button, SteamOS leaves beta, and next week’s séance has made the Xbox calendar. Also: links that actually lead somewhere and a wrestling dispute scheduled for the standing position.

    odysseus has reached the checkout

    Amazon has confirmed The Odyssey for November 17 as a $19.99 digital purchase in the U.S., rather than a film included with Prime. Universal’s home-release announcement puts digital, 4K and Blu-ray on the same date, with more than 90 minutes of special features. Christopher Nolan’s enormous voyage is coming home; the subscription does not cover the boat.

    From my media collectionThe OdysseyDirector: Christopher Nolan • Genre: Adventure, Action, Fantasy • Year: 2026View on Trove

    the steam deck has graduated from this particular beta

    A Steam Deck OLED surrounded by red and blue illuminated screens.

    Valve released SteamOS 3.9.5 to all users on October 23, a concrete step beyond the 3.9.4 beta covered Thursday. The stable update brings Plasma 6.7.3 to Desktop Mode, improves idle power consumption when no audio is playing, and fixes hidden Wi-Fi networks failing on the first connection attempt. Hibernation is still disabled on Steam Deck because of a driver bug, so that particular nap remains on the waiting list. These are stable-channel changes now; you do not need to switch to a testing channel to get them.

    the séance has a calendar invite

    Xbox’s newly posted release calendar confirms The Séance of Blake Manor for October 27, with Game Pass and Xbox Play Anywhere support. This is the Xbox arrival of the existing detective game, taking a missing-person investigation into an Irish manor full of mystics in 1897. Interviews, evidence and deductions do the work; the dead have apparently scheduled a group meeting. The official Xbox announcement trailer below is from August, not a new trailer released today.

    From my media collectionThe Séance of Blake ManorDeveloper: Spooky Doorway • Publisher: Raw Fury • Platform: windows, linux • Year: 2025View on Trove

    the link in bio can just be a link

    Bluesky’s new profile links sit directly below your bio, with custom titles and drag-to-reorder controls under Edit Profile. Patreon and Ko-fi links get prominent green buttons that lead to the creator’s existing payment page. For anyone with a website, newsletter or several online homes, it is a useful little reduction in the number of doors a visitor has to open. Sometimes the feature is letting people leave.

    cody and randy have agreed to remain standing, eventually

    Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton on WWE’s Last Man Standing match announcement for Crown Jewel on November 7.

    WWE has announced Cody Rhodes versus Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match at Crown Jewel. The event is November 7 at noon Eastern / 11 a.m. Central, streaming in the U.S. through the ESPN app with an ESPN Unlimited plan. The longstanding workplace disagreement has acquired a ten-count.

    Image credits: featured still, The Odyssey, © Universal Pictures, via About Amazon; Steam Deck OLED render, © Valve, from its official press kit; Crown Jewel match graphic, © WWE, via the match announcement. Trailer: Xbox / Raw Fury / Spooky Doorway, linked in Raw Fury’s Xbox update.

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    mapquest found the fastest route back to relevance

    mapquest found the fastest route back to relevance

    an ancient mapping service declined one pointless authoritarian branding exercise and discovered that “no” is still a very popular feature. Tune in & read →

    MapQuest, a website I associate primarily with printing six pages of directions and then immediately missing the second turn, is suddenly the most politically relevant mapping service in America.

    President Trump ordered Lake Ontario renamed “Lake America.” Google and Apple changed the label for users in the United States. MapQuest said no, kept the familiar name, and watched people download its app in numbers normally reserved for products they remembered existed before that morning.

    MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming

    — TechCrunch (@techcrunch.com) 2026-09-02T20:13:34.306Z

    TechCrunch reported on August 31 that MapQuest had reached No. 1 in the U.S. Navigation category, No. 4 among non-game apps, and No. 8 across the entire App Store. The company said usage had jumped to 50 times its normal level. By September 2, the Associated Press reported that it had topped the free-app charts in both the United States and Canada.

    MapQuest mobile app showing a driving route, travel time, traffic level, and a green Start button
    MapQuest app promotional screenshot, via the Apple App Store; reproduced for commentary.

    the ancient texts foretold this

    I remember MapQuest as infrastructure from the era when going somewhere new required a printer, a passenger willing to read aloud, and a solemn family agreement that nobody would mention the missed exit until Dad had finished being mad at the interstate. You did not “reroute.” You performed a three-point turn in a bank parking lot and hoped geography eventually forgave you.

    Google Maps made all of that feel prehistoric. Apple Maps arrived later, initially with the confidence of a person who had never personally encountered a bridge. MapQuest remained alive in the background, apparently waiting for the exact moment that declining to participate in a pointless act of nationalist branding would qualify as product innovation.

    Map showing Lake Ontario highlighted in red between Canada and the United States
    Map by Phizzy, via Wikimedia Commons, licensed CC BY-SA 3.0.

    sometimes “no” is a feature

    The funny part is that MapQuest says it is not trying to make a grand political statement. General manager Doug Berger framed the decision as keeping the names users already know. This is technically customer service, which now counts as resistance because the baseline is apparently “change the map whenever the president invents a new noun.”

    There is a useful lesson here for brands, institutions, and the many Democrats who react to every absurd demand by assembling a committee to determine how quickly they should comply. People are desperate to see somebody say no. It does not need to be delivered from a barricade. It can be a mapping app calmly declining to pretend that one of the Great Lakes received a patriotic software update.

    MapQuest also released a tool that lets users give the lake their own joke names. This is both clever marketing and an appropriate response to governance by novelty merchandise. If the federal government is going to operate like a novelty T-shirt kiosk, the least the rest of us can do is make better jokes.

    I do not know whether everybody downloading MapQuest will keep using it. Protest downloads are easy, and changing a default navigation app is harder than people admit. But even a temporary surge matters. It demonstrates that refusing to normalize something stupid can be popular, useful, and, most offensive to conventional wisdom, good for business.

    Thirty years after helping America get lost with a stack of warm printer paper, MapQuest has found the route back to relevance. It was apparently just “continue straight past the authoritarian branding exercise.”

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  • the movie you loved at 20 gets a vote forever

    the movie you loved at 20 gets a vote forever

    in 2009, (500) Days of Summer felt precision-engineered for being 20. revisiting it now means seeing both the movie and the person… Tune in & read →

    there are two ways to answer “what was your favorite movie when you were 20?”

    you can name the movie from that year you currently believe is the best, after another seventeen years of watching films, acquiring opinions, and becoming the sort of person who knows when a director is “interrogating” something. or you can answer honestly and identify the movie that got you then.

    for me, in 2009, that movie was (500) Days of Summer.

    Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

    — schweg, (@schwegler.lol) 2026-09-02T20:05:54.482Z
    the question was “favorite movie released when you were 20,” not “please submit your revised adult canon after several rounds of peer review.”

    a movie precision-engineered for being 20 in 2009

    (500) Days of Summer arrived carrying nearly every signifier that could activate a 20-year-old in 2009: the Smiths, greeting-card melancholy, architecture as an abandoned dream, Zooey Deschanel’s bangs, Joseph Gordon-Levitt in narrow ties, nonlinear editing, and an elaborate Hall & Oates dance number presented as an emotional weather report.

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Tom and Zooey Deschanel as Summer facing one another in a scene from (500) Days of Summer.
    Tom and Summer, framed exactly as a 20-year-old’s certainty would prefer. Promotional still from the official trailer. © Searchlight Pictures; reproduced for commentary under fair use.

    it did not merely have a soundtrack. it had a soundtrack that seemed designed to be imported into iTunes, burned onto a CD for somebody you were pretending not to be in love with, and then listened to while staring out the passenger-side window like your suburb had been photographed by an unusually sympathetic cinematographer.

    the movie understood that being 20 means your feelings are both completely ordinary and, somehow, the first time they have ever occurred in human history. everybody has been rejected. nobody has been rejected with this particular Regina Spektor song playing.

    the embarrassing luxury of identifying with tom

    the first time through, it is remarkably easy to accept Tom’s version of events. he is sad, he has excellent taste according to a very specific 2009 rubric, and the movie is literally assembled from his memories. the camera gives his disappointment production design. even his depression has an aesthetic department.

    Summer writes on Tom’s arm while they sit together on a park bench surrounded by greenery.
    A memory Tom has effectively color-corrected before presenting it to the jury. Film still via ComingSoon.it. © Searchlight Pictures; reproduced for commentary under fair use.

    but the film tells you, repeatedly, that he is unreliable. Summer says what she wants. Tom hears what he hopes she will eventually want after enough exposure to his personality. he mistakes shared music taste for metaphysical compatibility, which is a deeply 20-year-old error and, regrettably, not one that expires automatically at 21.

    watching it now, the “expectations versus reality” sequence feels less like a clever formal trick and more like the whole thesis arriving with labels. Tom is not devastated because Summer secretly promised him a future. he is devastated because he treated his imagined future like a contract she had failed to honor.

    your favorite then does not have to be your favorite now

    this is where the social-media prompt became more interesting than a simple list of 2009 releases. there are movies from that year I may rank higher now. that is not quite the same question.

    a favorite movie is sometimes a time capsule with a runtime. it preserves who you were when you encountered it: which jokes landed, which clothes looked aspirational, which flaws in a protagonist still read as romantic damage instead of a warning label, and which songs could make an ordinary elevator ride feel like destiny had finally started paying attention.

    revisiting that movie is not a test you pass by having the correct updated opinion. you are allowed to notice what aged badly, what you misunderstood, and what remains annoyingly effective. critical distance is useful, but it does not need to arrive carrying bolt cutters.

    the film survived its own aesthetic

    late-aughts indie culture has become easy to parody because it was already halfway to parody while it was happening. there were birds on things. every apartment had a vintage typewriter owned by someone who did not type. men believed that liking the Smiths qualified as emotional availability.

    (500) Days of Summer contains all of that, but it has lasted because its structure is smarter than its accessories. memory is nonlinear. heartbreak is an editor who keeps cutting back to the scene that supports its preferred argument. eventually, if you are lucky, the footage gets recut.

    at 20, I saw a stylish movie about the devastation of wanting someone who did not want the same thing. now I see a movie about the danger of confusing your narration with reality. both readings were sitting there. I was simply seated closer to one of them.

    the official Searchlight trailer, featuring enough late-aughts romantic fatalism to power several American Apparel stores.

    so, yes: my answer is still (500) Days of Summer. not necessarily because it would win a carefully administered ranking today, but because “favorite movie when I was 20” belongs partly to the 20-year-old who answered it first.

    unfortunately, he gets a vote.

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    youtube is quietly becoming the weirdest streaming service

    youtube is quietly becoming the weirdest streaming service

    youtube is no longer just a website with videos. according to my watch history, it’s a streaming service assembled from television, obsolete… Tune in & read →

    I’m currently rewatching Please Like Me with my friend Jacob, which is how I discovered that YouTube has apparently become a streaming service now.

    Obviously YouTube has technically been a streaming service for a very long time. Video goes in. Video comes out. Streaming has occurred.

    But that’s not what I mean.

    I mean YouTube has somehow accumulated so many different kinds of television that opening the app on a TV now feels less like visiting a website and more like walking into a flea market where several incompatible versions of the entertainment industry have rented tables.

    There’s normal YouTube. People talking directly into cameras. Video essays. Podcasts that have cameras for some reason. Game footage. Music videos. A very serious investigation into whether 2015 was Nintendo’s worst year ever.

    There are also movies.

    There are entire television shows.

    There are live television channels.

    There are sports.

    There are clips uploaded by networks, old episodes uploaded by networks, and old episodes uploaded by somebody whose continued existence probably depends on nobody at a network noticing them.

    And increasingly, there are actual streaming subscriptions living inside YouTube. YouTube says it now offers more than 50 Primetime Channels, including HBO Max, Paramount+, FOX One, and NFL Sunday Ticket. Peacock moved in this summer, too, so NBC shows, Bravo, Universal movies, and live sports can now occupy the same app as a six-hour compilation about discontinued game consoles. (YouTube Help, YouTube Blog)

    Netflix would very much like you to think of Netflix as television.

    Disney+ is Disney.

    Peacock is NBC.

    YouTube is apparently everything television has ever been, plus whatever I became curious about four minutes ago.

    That is a fundamentally different proposition.

    according to my watch history, “television” is now a psychological condition

    I looked at my recent YouTube history because I wanted to see whether my impression of the service was accurate.

    It was worse than I thought.

    My recent viewing begins with a Daily Show clip about pardons, followed by three videos about Nintendo’s difficult relationship with 2015, the 3DS, and Wii U games ported to the Switch.

    Then Task Mistress.

    Then a Tomb Raider presentation from Gamescom.

    Then a segment from This Morning called Meet The Man With Hands 10 Times Bigger Than Yours!

    Then orcas.

    Then a Graham Norton tribute to Dolly Parton, followed immediately by Kylie Sonique Love’s “Do It Like Dolly.”

    Then a Jim Cornette omnibus, a full episode of The Big Fat Quiz, another episode of Task Mistress, and Bob the Drag Queen ranking reality television fights.

    No television network has ever assembled that schedule because a television network would be investigated.

    YouTube looked at all of those things and said: yes, this is one viewer. We can work with this.

    Task Mistress: conventional television, except it lives beside Nintendo retrospectives, enormous hands, and orcas in my history. Video: Avalon.

    The categories stop meaning anything after a while. Is a three-hour Scott the Woz compilation a television show, a podcast, a documentary, or the audiovisual equivalent of leaving a box fan running while I do something else? Is Bob the Drag Queen playing a Roblox animal hospital a game stream or a sitcom? Is The Big Fat Quiz television if I watch it through an official upload on the same service where I just learned that somebody put Linux on an Android phone?

    At some point the answer becomes: who cares, it’s on the big rectangle and I am watching it.

    Streaming services usually organize themselves around genre. Comedy. Drama. Reality. Documentary. Action.

    My actual YouTube genres appear to be:

    • Nintendo made a decision several years ago, and we are still processing it
    • professional wrestling was occasionally terrible, please explain for 94 minutes
    • drag queens interacting with video games or one another
    • somebody is doing something inadvisable with food
    • obsolete consumer technology remembered at exhausting length
    • a science question I did not have until the thumbnail asked it
    • British television I can watch without opening another app
    • three hours of a familiar person talking so the apartment is not silent

    Netflix does not have a row called Because You Watched Why Growing Pink Pineapples Is Illegal.

    YouTube understands that it should.

    YouTube thumbnail for “Was 2015 Nintendo’s Worst Year Ever?”
    The sort of extremely specific historical inquiry that YouTube correctly identifies as television for me. Image: Scott the Woz/YouTube; used for commentary.

    youtube has one enormous advantage: it already lives on everything

    Every streaming company spent the last decade trying to convince us to download another app.

    YouTube did not have to do that.

    YouTube was already there.

    It’s on the television, phone, tablet, Xbox, Switch, and probably the refrigerator if Samsung believes it can make me watch a preroll ad while getting shredded cheese.

    It is the one video app I can safely assume exists on whatever glowing rectangle happens to be nearby.

    That becomes surprisingly powerful once YouTube stops being merely “YouTube videos.”

    If a television series is officially available there, I don’t have to remember which media conglomerate owns it this quarter. I search for it.

    If I want a game presentation, I search for it.

    If I want to know why a Superman game is apparently so difficult to make, I search for it.

    If I want to know whether an apple provides more energy than coffee, I search for it, despite having survived for 37 years without requiring a ruling.

    And if I don’t know what I want, YouTube is prepared to generate a need. Before reviewing my watch history, I had forgotten that I apparently needed to see whether two interleaved phone books could be pulled apart, why cold drinks were deadly before 1914, every occasion on which evolution produced a crab, and what ancient humans did when it was too hot to sleep.

    The app collapses the distinction between watching television and looking something up about television, then collapses the distinction between looking something up and being ambushed by a new subject entirely.

    Netflix wants you to stay inside Netflix.

    YouTube wants you to fall down a staircase.

    YouTube thumbnail for Bob the Drag Queen ranking unhinged reality television fights.
    Reality television criticism, comedy, and Bob the Drag Queen: an algorithmic recommendation requiring no further defense. Image: Bob the Drag Queen/YouTube; used for commentary.

    it has the world’s strangest back catalog

    Streaming services present their catalogs as intentional collections.

    Here are our prestige dramas.

    Here are our comedies.

    Here are our blockbuster movies.

    Here is a tasteful row called “Because You Watched The White Lotus.”

    YouTube’s catalog feels archaeological.

    There are current game presentations beside retrospectives about the Wii U and PlayStation Vita. There are polished cooking productions beside Modified Grilled Cheese — You Suck at Cooking. There’s a 100-hour Counter-Strike 2 marathon somewhere between Cobblemon analysis and an episode of Poker Face in which one dish has been sabotaged.

    I watched a history of browser games, a video about weird 3D GIFs, and somebody playing Toontown Rewritten. On another service, that would require a carefully programmed nostalgia collection. On YouTube, it’s apparently just Tuesday.

    An entire history of browser games is simultaneously documentary, nostalgia programming, and something YouTube correctly decided I would leave running. Video: People Make Games.

    There are also entire ecosystems of old media being watched, clipped, reconsidered, ranked, and turned into new media. A chaotic episode of Wheel of Fortune becomes a full upload. Old celebrity interviews become warning signs. Every bad wrestling faction can be assembled into a taxonomy. A forgotten console receives the sort of historical treatment once reserved for dead monarchs.

    A streaming service would never design a catalog this way.

    That is precisely why I like it.

    For years, online video has moved toward behaving more like television: better production, professional creators, cleaner interfaces, premium subscriptions, and increasingly expensive programming.

    YouTube accomplished all of that without successfully removing the basement underneath it.

    The polished television is sitting directly on top of twenty years of internet debris.

    That rules.

    the streaming services are becoming tenants

    The funniest part is that conventional streaming companies seem increasingly willing to simply move into YouTube.

    YouTube launched Primetime Channels so people could subscribe to individual services and watch their shows, movies, and live programming without leaving YouTube. FOX One joined in June 2026, and Peacock followed later that month. YouTube described the point plainly: put more entertainment in one place so viewers do not have to jump between apps. (YouTube Blog)

    We spent years unbundling cable so every media company could build its own streaming service.

    Now the streaming services are slowly climbing back into bundles.

    Except one of the new cable companies is YouTube, and its channel guide was assembled by an algorithm with access to my psychological vulnerabilities.

    Imagine explaining my recent programming schedule to somebody in 1998:

    8:00 — Task Mistress
    8:45 — The Worst WWF/WWE Factions
    10:00 — Bob the Drag Queen runs a Roblox animal hospital while armed
    10:32 — festive cheese
    11:10 — can air become alcohol?
    11:28 — an update on some rocks a woman left at stage one for six months
    11:47 — ancient heat-management strategies
    12:09 — typewriter keyboards
    12:31 — illegal pink pineapples

    That channel would immediately become my favorite channel.

    maybe this is what streaming should have been

    I don’t particularly want another perfectly curated streaming service.

    We have those.

    They’re fine.

    What I increasingly appreciate is a place where professional entertainment and random human obsession occupy the same space.

    My history is full of videos made by broadcasters, newspapers, game companies, established production studios, independent creators, comedians, drag queens, wrestling obsessives, hardware tinkerers, and people who have appointed themselves historians of failed consoles. YouTube doesn’t ask me to decide which class of media I am currently consuming. It just keeps playing.

    That used to be much more common online. The internet did not have such clean boundaries between “media” and “some thing a guy made.” YouTube still doesn’t.

    It may now contain television networks, subscription services, live sports, studio movies, premium entertainment, and shows I already wanted to rewatch, but none of those things have managed to displace the weird website underneath.

    They just moved in next door to it.

    So now YouTube is possibly the most complete streaming service, provided your definition of complete includes Please Like Me, professional Japanese kitchen gadgets, WWE nobodies who somehow became world champion, Michael Jackson’s most savage moments, an LGBTQ+ sandwich, and a Pokémon toy that is also a Nintendo DS.

    Mine apparently does.

    Anyway, I need to get back to Please Like Me.

    Unless YouTube would like to explain why everything keeps evolving into crabs first.

    The algorithm’s closing argument: apparently everything keeps evolving into crabs. Video: PBS Eons.

    In which case all bets are off.

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    uncmaxxing: becoming playground equipment with dignity

    uncmaxxing: becoming playground equipment with dignity

    being the fun uncle is mostly controlled irresponsibility, available attention, and discovering that your lower back has become deeply conservative. Tune in & read →

    there is a particular moment in adulthood when you realize you have become furniture.

    not metaphorically. i mean a small child has looked at your back, performed several calculations involving leverage and the complete absence of fear, and decided you are now part of the climbing wall.

    : apparently the final form of having a nephew is becoming playground equipment.

    children do not recognize personal space as a legal concept

    my nephew Sam hanging off my back in the kitchen is not an unusual event so much as the natural outcome of being within grabbing distance. children do not ask whether you are prepared to become a ride. they simply begin boarding.

    this is one of the stranger pleasures of being an uncle. parents have to maintain civilization. they are responsible for meals, bedtimes, school forms, shoes that have somehow vanished while still being inside the house, and the ongoing investigation into why everything is sticky. an uncle can arrive, make the situation louder, get climbed like a moderately stable tree, and then leave before anyone has to locate a matching pair of socks.

    it is an excellent system, especially for the uncle.

    Two adults and two children sit around a coffee table playing a board game together.
    Family play does not need an objective beyond everyone agreeing to the same small, temporary world. Photo by Bill Branson for the National Cancer Institute, via Wikimedia Commons. Public domain.

    the fun uncle is mostly controlled irresponsibility

    people talk about being the “fun uncle” like it requires gifts, elaborate outings, or a convertible purchased during a manageable midlife crisis. mostly, it seems to require being willing to participate in whatever bit a child has started without immediately asking where the bit is going.

    the answer is usually nowhere. this is the beauty of it.

    adults are forever trying to make activities produce something. the walk should count as exercise. the hobby should become a side hustle. the photograph should be optimized for a platform. even relaxing has developed performance metrics. did you hydrate? did you practice mindfulness? did you extract the maximum restorative value from sitting completely still?

    a kid will spend twenty minutes repeatedly falling off the same cushion because the fall made a funny noise once. this is a far more honest relationship with leisure.

    An adult and child sit together at a table while the child draws with colored pencils.
    Sometimes “being available” is simply treating a child’s current project like the important briefing it clearly is. Photo by Nenad Stojkovic, licensed CC BY 2.0.

    being remembered as available

    i do not remember every toy I had as a child, and I definitely do not remember which adults bought most of them. I remember who was willing to get on the floor. I remember the adults who listened to an explanation that made no sense and responded as though I had presented a complicated but potentially viable infrastructure proposal.

    that is probably the actual job. not performing childhood enthusiasm perfectly, but making room for it. being the adult who can be interrupted by a very urgent report about a bug, a cartoon, or an object found under the couch. being someone whose attention does not always have to be earned by doing something impressive.

    it is easy to forget how much power adults have over the atmosphere in a room. we decide whether something is annoying, embarrassing, too loud, too weird, or worth joining. sometimes the kindest possible response is to accept that you have been assigned the role of mountain and crouch down a little so the smaller person can get a better grip.

    uncmaxxing has terrible ergonomics

    none of this means my spine has endorsed the arrangement.

    being an uncle in your late thirties introduces a widening gap between your emotional willingness to roughhouse and your lower back’s deeply conservative interpretation of the same proposal. the child sees a beloved relative. the lumbar region sees an OSHA violation.

    still, there are worse ways to discover that you are no longer young than having someone assume you are strong, safe, and probably willing to make a ridiculous noise when they climb aboard.

    I can work with that.


    originally inspired by a moment posted on Bluesky. The embedded photograph includes alt text on the source post.

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    i miss websites that were allowed to be weird

    i miss websites that were allowed to be weird

    The old web was often ugly, broken, and deeply inconvenient. It also looked like somebody lived there. Keep the competence; bring back… Tune in & read →

    i miss websites that were allowed to be weird.

    not “the old internet was better,” exactly. the old internet was frequently worse in ways we have either forgotten or converted into charming anecdotes because nobody wants to remember waiting three minutes for a midi file to load. pages broke if you looked at them from the wrong browser. navigation was a scavenger hunt. half the images were red x’s. somebody would choose yellow text on a tiled photograph of lightning and then make you live with their decision.

    Geocities was not good design. that was the point.

    it was a place where people made websites because they wanted a place for their Sailor Moon GIF collection, or an exhaustive explanation of why one particular episode of Star Trek pissed them off, or photographs of every frog figurine they had acquired since 1987. the page did not need to become a business. it did not need a content strategy. it needed a starfield background, a guestbook, and perhaps a tiny animated wizard pointing toward the links page.

    the web used to look like somebody lived there

    the thing i miss is not dial-up, browser incompatibility, or having to guess whether “enter” was hidden inside the spinning skull. i miss the evidence of a person making choices without asking whether those choices scaled.

    a personal homepage could be pink because the person liked pink. it could have twelve sections because they had twelve interests. it could open with a 900-word argument about captain janeway and then direct you to a page of adopted digital pets. none of this was coherent in the modern branding sense, but it was perfectly coherent as a person.

    you could tell when someone had learned a new trick because suddenly every heading had a drop shadow. you could tell when they found a GIF archive because the page began moving like a slot machine during an earthquake. you could tell what they cared about because they had spent six evenings arranging it into nested tables for an audience that may have consisted of their cousin, two people from a message board, and themselves at the public library.

    this is, frankly, a healthier audience model than most of us have now.

    A colorful desktop workbench holds an HTML editor, magical-girl GIF folders, linked pixel hearts, a guestbook, and an angrily annotated starship sketch.
    A page did not need a market. It needed one person who cared too much and had learned just enough HTML to become dangerous.

    bad design can still be honest design

    we tend to talk about those pages as ugly, and many of them were. they were also legible in a way the modern web often is not. not legible as in “the contrast passed an accessibility audit”—it absolutely did not—but legible as an artifact of somebody’s attention.

    the glittering rose divider meant something. the painstaking shrine to a minor anime character meant something. even the page that played “my heart will go on” without consent was making a recognizable human choice, albeit one that should have been prosecuted at the hague.

    today, even personal sites arrive wearing business casual. there is the large tasteful photograph, the sentence explaining who i am and what value i provide, the pill-shaped button, the three cards, the newsletter box, and the footer containing several tiny legal obligations. everything has excellent spacing. everything loads properly. everything looks prepared to ask whether i have fifteen minutes for a quick introductory call.

    the modern web is dramatically more competent and somehow looks like six websites.

    A factory conveyor belt produces six identical polished webpages while one crooked, colorful handmade page escapes on a cable.
    The modern web is dramatically more competent and somehow looks like six websites.

    competence became a dress code

    this did not happen because designers became boring. designers got very good, browsers became less adversarial, phones turned every layout into a negotiation, and accessibility finally began receiving something closer to the attention it always deserved. a modern site has to work across an absurd range of screens, input methods, network conditions, and human needs. there are good reasons not to construct your navigation from eight unlabeled GIFs of gemstones.

    but somewhere between “please let people use the website” and “please make every website a frictionless conversion surface,” competence became a dress code.

    templates lowered the barrier to making something functional, which is good. platforms then replaced most of the decisions with defaults, which is convenient. recommendation systems rewarded whatever could be understood immediately, which is efficient. eventually we arrived at a web where enormous numbers of people technically publish all day without ever making a place of their own.

    we post inside rooms where the landlord chose the paint, the furniture, the maximum number of characters, and which of our friends are allowed to see us. then the landlord moves the furniture every six months because engagement is down.

    the problem is not that every person should learn html and hand-code a shrine to their favorite wrestler. the problem is that the available tools increasingly treat personality as something to pour into a slot after the structure has already been decided.

    i do not want the inconvenience back

    nostalgia becomes useless the second it starts lying. the old web was not a democratic garden where everybody had equal access and corporations politely stayed outside the gate. hosting cost money. technical knowledge mattered. search was inconsistent. harassment existed. accessibility was often treated as an exotic rumor. plenty of people never got to participate at all.

    i do not want to restore the internet from a backup dated 1998. i want the current web—with responsive layouts, readable type, alt text, fast connections, useful standards, and buttons that behave like buttons—to loosen its tie.

    keep the competence. bring back the permission.

    make a page that exists because you own seventeen pictures of the same cat asleep in different containers. write the definitive case against one episode of a television show that ended twenty years ago. use a color that a brand strategist would describe as “challenging.” add a links page for no reason except that you like those links and would like them to continue existing somewhere.

    this is also why i keep returning to the idea that a personal website should contain too many subjects and have a name you need to explain. the mess is not a preliminary stage before the site discovers its niche. the mess is the biography.

    the handmade web is still here

    the weird web never vanished completely. it moved into small blogs, fan wikis, neocities pages, handcrafted portfolios, strange little tools, newsletter archives, and personal domains updated whenever their owners remember the password. you still find pages that feel less like publications and more like being invited into somebody’s bedroom while they explain the complete taxonomy of a thing you had not thought about since 2004.

    those pages are not valuable because they are retro. they are valuable because they are specific.

    specificity is what the six-websites web keeps sanding off. it cannot be reliably templated because it lives in the unnecessary choices: the odd title, the overlong sidebar, the tiny collection nobody searched for, the joke that makes sense to four readers, and the page made solely because its author woke up furious at commander chakotay.

    i would like more of that. not a worse internet. not a slower internet. just an internet where a website can look like somebody got excited and stayed up too late.

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    god forbid a bitch own a weird little website

    god forbid a bitch own a weird little website

    A personal site can still be a garden, junk drawer, clubhouse, and tiny act of resistance against the feed. Tune in & read →

    “god forbid a bitch name his blog whimsically”

    god forbid a bitch name his blog whimsically

    — schweg, (@schwegler.lol) 2026-08-29T21:00:42.603Z

    i posted that as a joke, but it is also the entire operating theory behind tacobout.online

    a personal website should have a name you have to explain. it should contain at least three subjects a growth consultant would beg you to split into separate brands. it should occasionally look like somebody opened a junk drawer and installed an rss feed in it

    the vertical is a lie

    platforms want a clean answer to “what do you post about?” because clean answers are easier to package. tech account. politics account. reality tv account. music account. gay little pop-culture account. choose a lane, feed the recommendation engine, become legible to the machine

    but a person is not a vertical. a person is twenty-seven browser tabs, one of them playing audio from somewhere, three of them technically research, and at least one open because the headline made you mad six hours ago

    in the space of two days this site went from Big Brother strategy pathology to an ATProto moderation tool, Geese marketing discourse, krishnacore, and an Avengers multiverse collision. that is not editorial confusion. that is what a brain looks like when nobody has forced it into a content calendar

    Close photograph of a pale pink hibiscus bloom and unopened bud against green leaves and a brick wall.
    The camera roll and the personal blog share a basic instinct: save the small, specific thing before the feed swallows it.

    the camera roll and the blog are cousins

    this flower has been sitting in my IMG library for years. it does not have a discourse attached to it. it does not need a hot take, an affiliate link, or a call to action. i liked it enough to save it

    that is still one of the best reasons to put anything on the internet

    the camera roll says: this happened in front of me and i wanted another look. the personal blog says: this passed through my head and i wanted somewhere it would not immediately disappear. both are ways of refusing the feed’s insistence that whatever is newest is whatever matters

    ownership is not the same thing as audience

    Bluesky and Mastodon are better than most platforms at letting posts point outward. rss is still sitting there, unbothered and useful, waiting for everybody to remember it never asked an algorithm for permission. open protocols make it possible to build small, nosy tools when a social platform is missing exactly one fact you want to know

    that is how i ended up building a client-side ATProto tool for checking which of your mutuals already block an account. sometimes a post explains a thought. sometimes a post has buttons and performs set intersection

    Modern flat vector illustration showing bsky-mutual-blocks: gut-checking target accounts against mutual followers and ranking the most-blocked mutuals among your moots on ATProto.
    Small tools are personal posts with inputs: a hyperfixation made clickable.

    none of that makes the domain a fortress. owning a site does not mean pretending the social web is beneath you; it means having a home to return to after visiting everybody else’s apartments

    the feeds are where the conversation happens. the site is where the conversation gets furniture

    the weird name is the point

    there is no conversion funnel here. no promise that every post will reinforce a niche. the same person can care about open protocols, reality-show social strategy, queer pop culture, old songs, labor, games, movies, and whether the kitchen happens to be clean at the same time the pantry is full

    that mess is not a failure to brand the self. it is the self

    so yes, the blog is named tacobout.online. god forbid a bitch own a weird little corner of the internet and put a whimsical sign over the door

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    two patron saints of being too much: dolly parton and tim curry

    two patron saints of being too much: dolly parton and tim curry

    Dolly Parton and Tim Curry died on the same day at 80. Their careers looked nothing alike, but both made glorious excess… Tune in & read →

    it is an almost offensively neat piece of cosmic bookkeeping: Dolly Parton and Tim Curry both died on tuesday, august 25, both at 80. the news arrived in separate waves, as if the universe wanted to make sure we had time to feel each floor drop out from under us

    Dolly died in Nashville after a brief battle with cancer. Tim died at his home in Los Angeles; his manager did not disclose a cause. two separate losses, one awful day

    on paper, they do not make an obvious pair. Dolly was a mountain songwriter who built a rhinestone republic out of country music, movie stardom, dirty jokes, sharp business instincts, and millions of children’s books. Tim was a Cheshire-born actor whose career ran from the royal court to Rocky Horror, Clue, It, Muppet Treasure Island, and enough voice roles to quietly occupy half our childhoods

    but for queer people—and really for anybody who has ever been told to turn the volume down—they spoke two dialects of the same language: too much is not a character flaw

    two different dialects of “too much”

    Dolly never pretended the hair grew that way. the construction was part of the honesty. she could show you every seam in the image, make the joke before you did, and then land a song so emotionally precise it rearranged the furniture in your chest

    the wigs, nails, rhinestones, body jokes, and deliberately impossible silhouette were not camouflage. they were authorship. Dolly understood that artifice can be the route to truth when you are the person choosing it. drag performers recognized that immediately, and Dolly recognized them right back

    her allyship was not flawless political branding assembled by committee. it was the same stubborn hospitality that ran through her work and her philanthropy: nobody gets turned away from the family table for being gay, poor, rural, loud, overdressed, undereducated, or otherwise inconvenient. the Human Rights Campaign’s remembrance gets at why that mattered

    Tim’s version of permission was less front-porch welcome and more castle door flung open at midnight. Frank-N-Furter was dangerous, selfish, funny, erotic, cruel, magnetic, and gloriously impossible to file into a respectable little box. the performance did not ask permission to blur gender, desire, comedy, horror, and rock music. it simply arrived in heels and took over the room

    Vibrant concert stage illuminated with sparkling lights and theatrical glow
    Camp is not the opposite of sincerity. sometimes it is the lighting rig that lets sincerity survive.

    camp was never the opposite of sincerity

    this is the part people who distrust camp always miss. exaggeration does not flatten feeling; it can make enough room for feeling to breathe

    Dolly’s camp said the wig is fake and the love is not. Tim’s camp said the castle is ridiculous and the desire is real. both used spectacle to smuggle tenderness past people who might have rejected it in plain clothes

    neither of them became beloved by sanding off the strange parts. they became beloved because the strange parts were delivered with total craft. Dolly could make a punchline, a feminist workplace anthem, and a devastating farewell song sound like they came from the same honest mouth because they did. Tim could turn a board-game murder mystery, a sewer clown, a cartoon pollutant, and a pirate into distinct species of theatrical delight because he never treated “genre” as an excuse to phone it in

    the permission slip remains

    celebrity grief is weird. we do not know these people, but we know the rooms their work made inside us. we know which version of ourselves first walked into those rooms and what became possible there

    for some people Dolly was proof that poor, rural, feminine, funny, sexual, devout, ambitious, and generous could all inhabit one body without canceling each other out. for some people Tim was the first adult on a screen who made gender trouble look less like a diagnosis and more like a party

    Empty theater stage with two director chairs, rhinestone heels and microphone, wildflowers, red velvet gloves, bow tie, film reel, and open book.
    The audience leaves; the permission they gave us to be louder, stranger, kinder, and more ourselves does not.

    losing both on the same day feels less like a tidy cultural coincidence than somebody dimmed two completely different spotlights at once

    the world is not suddenly less queer, less kind, or less gloriously overdecorated. they helped make sure of that. but it is, for the moment, a little less brightly lit

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    1,000 episodes later: broken microphones, bitter streams, and the glorious mess of the big brother battle royale

    1,000 episodes later: broken microphones, bitter streams, and the glorious mess of the big brother battle royale

    Big Brother Battle Royale marked 1,000 episodes with Janelle Pierzina, returning alumni, broken feeds, bitter drama, and $10,000 for PCRF. Tune in & read →

    if you told me ten years ago that Big Brother would celebrate its 1,000-episode milestone by cramming over twenty former houseguests into a three-hour livestream speedrun hosted by janelle pierzina on chatbcc and YouTube, i would have asked which corner of reality tv purgatory you escaped from.

    and yet, on august 28, the #BBBR (Big Brother Battle Royale) happened. it was chaotic, technically compromised, wildly overbooked, and completely unfiltered—which is to say, it was the exact kind of messy spectacle that makes this franchise so endlessly entertaining when production isn’t micromanaging every diary room confessional to death.

    between pre-game roster drops, bitter post-season rivalries spilling into side-streams, and audio that sounded like it was being beamed from a tin can at the bottom of the mariana trench, it was pure comfort food for the feed-deprived.

    Clean flat vector illustration of an oversized crossed-out RSVP clipboard next to a dual-monitor setup displaying a houseguest arguing on an eviction feed alongside a reactionary webcam livestream with chat bubbles.
    Between forgotten RSVPs, last-minute cast overbooking, and split-screen watch parties, the drama started long before the opening comp.

    pre-game musical chairs and the livestreamed grudge match

    the comedy started well before the opening buzzer. chatbcc apparently booked the event like an airline overselling a holiday weekend flight. to fix the numbers, joseph abdin, kelley jorgensen, leah peters, and tommy bracco volunteered to step aside pre-game (with chatbcc kicking $1,000 to each of their charities as a thank-you, which is actually a classy move). then christie murphy dropped for family matters, while morgan pope and holly allen got trimmed from the final sheet.

    meanwhile, BB27 winner ashley hollis admitted on social media that she just forgot to rsvp until the last minute, before getting added back alongside a late-arrival wave featuring porsche briggs, ovi kabir, kyland young, and derek frazier.

    naturally, the ashley vs. morgan feud didn’t take the night off. while morgan wasn’t in the game, she fired up a reaction watch stream to give running commentary on the carnage. and karma moved at lightning speed: ashley got targeted immediately in round 1, became the first boot of the night, and traded parting shots with cory wurtenberger on her way out the door while twitter and reddit collectively lost their minds. you truly cannot script reality tv alumni pettiness.

    Modern flat art depicting a stylized chateau memory wall with five nominated player keys, a floating golden veto necklace, and a houseguest passionately presenting a charity plea chart while another alumnus walks past with a cocktail tray.
    Five-person nomination blocks, clutch vetoes, and houseguests campaigning on the virtue of their charities made the in-game rounds delightfully chaotic.

    the chateau of chaos: five-way blocks and charity pitch warfare

    once the games actually kicked off, the pacing was pure adrenaline. kyland young took the opening head of chateau (hoc) and immediately chose violence by nominating four former winners—taylor hale, rachel reilly, josh martinez, and ashley hollis—plus derek frazier for good measure. no easing in, just straight-up alumni hunting.

    the absolute peak comedy of the night came during the final 5. rachel reilly, doing what rachel reilly does best, gave an impassioned, high-octane campaign speech to hoc taylor hale explaining in meticulous detail why her charity was so important and needed to stay. the catch? everyone in the final five was playing for a charity. the sheer absurdity of trying to out-virtue the rest of the block for survival had chat rolling.

    Taylor told Rachel "I'm not taking a duo to final 5."

    — Whit (@whitless256.bsky.social) 2026-08-29T01:48:55.125Z

    add in elissa slater pulling out vintage clutch comp energy with a key veto win, plus cliff hogg casually wandering into frame throughout the stream serving drinks to alumni like an unbothered cruise director, and the game itself delivered everything you want from an exhibition format.

    Flat illustration showing an oversized $10,000 charity check made out to PCRF, framed by retro geometric audio feedback waves, confetti, and a computer interface showing the final jury tally.
    Despite digital feed hiccups and echoing mics, Jimmy sealed the jury vote to send $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.

    scuffed feeds, holy water, and a ten-grand check

    was the production technically polished? absolutely not. reddit had a field day breaking down the echoing audio, digitized mic feedback, desynced camera feeds, and random stream lag. but honestly, in a franchise that often suffers from over-sanitized, over-rehearsed television edits, there is something deeply charming about watching twenty reality vets scramble through a slightly scuffed indie stream. it felt raw, live, and genuinely spontaneous.

    when the dust settled, jimmy heagerty (BB27) navigated the final gauntlet and locked down the jury vote against a stacked finale group featuring felicia cannon, jason de puy, taylor hale, and tiffany mitchell.

    best of all, the $10,000 grand prize went directly to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF), a result that received widespread praise across social media and the Big Brother community on Reddit. a great cause, top-tier alumni chaos, and a fittingly weird way to honor 1,000 episodes of the show we all complain about all summer and still can't stop watching.

    🚨 THE AFTERPARTY BUS LEAVES IN 5 MINUTES, EVERYONE HURRY

    — allison 🎀🔮🧸 #bb28 (@jurymgmt.bsky.social) 2026-08-29T02:20:55.300Z

    sources and further reading

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    tim curry commits fully to being sexy pollution

    Tim Curry’s “Toxic Love” from FernGully remains an absurdly committed lesson in how destruction sells itself as appetite. Tune in & read →

    there are villain songs, and then there is Tim Curry spending three and a half minutes making petrochemical extraction sound like the hottest bad decision of your life

    FernGully: The Last Rainforest did not need to give pollution a velvet voice, a smoke body, a limber little set of hips, and one of the most committed vocal performances ever smuggled into a children’s movie. it chose excellence anyway

    “Toxic Love” works because the movie understands something most environmental messaging is too polite to say: destruction rarely arrives looking like destruction. it arrives selling appetite. it tells you the machine is progress, the poison is convenience, and wanting more is the same thing as being alive

    then Tim Curry rolls every syllable around like it owes him rent and turns the whole argument into cabaret. no visible actor, no wink at the camera, just a voice so physical you can practically see the raised eyebrow

    damn sexy pollution, indeed