#BB28: My Initial, Poorly-Timed Rankings

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Big Brother Season 28 Cast Promotional Photo

17 houseguests returning to a fabled parking lot in california to compete for $750,000.00. And that’s a new season of Big Brother, which can only mean one thing: my poorly timed weekly rankings are back!

This is my personal list based on how much they’re adding to my own personal enjoyment of the season. Usually made on my Monday lunch breaks, so almost always out of date* thanks to the PoV meeting! Let’s Go, !

1

Dee Valladares (29) – Entrepreneur from Miami, FL (Survivor 45 winner)

Dee

HoH | she even had Me fooled about how much she maybe didn’t know about BB

2

Angela Murray (52) – Real estate agent from Syracuse, UT (Big Brother 26)

Angela

not sure what i was expecting, but she is definitely over-achieving… could use a little irrational drama tho

3

Barrett Pfeiffer (27) – Jumbotron engineer from Austin, TX

Barrett

i Might like him… idk yet, though

4

Rick Devens (42) – Communications director from Macon, GA (Survivor: Edge of Extinction alum)

Devens

Have Not | i don’t watch survivor, but the vibes are pretty good so far with some quiet gameplay happening

5

Drew Campbell (22) – Surgical dental assistant from Temecula, CA

Drew

Have Not | i dislike that i like him so much, which makes for three dudes in that camp so far :-/

6

Jason De Puy (35) – Drag queen (Salina EsTitties) from Los Angeles, CA

Jason

Week 1 Safety | he gets a boost almost exclusively due to the entertainment value of incredibly bad takes

7

Jack “Rome” Seymour (28) – Pickleball coach from Delray Beach, Florida

Rome

Week 1 Safety | better than i thought, i guess

rome is serving me in high school calculus realness

annika (@annirox16.bsky.social) 2026-07-13T17:32:50.846Z

8

LaTrice Verrett (57) – Boutique salesperson from Maplewood, NJ

LaTrice

i like her but i can see her and Jason making me hate them both before week 4, also

9

Lyric Medeiros (25) – Attorney from Honolulu, HI

Lyric

she’s cute and i know i would hate her irl, but kinda just meh

10

Melody Morris (24) – Corporate game show host from Phoenix, AZ

Melody

still not clear on who this is

11

Haley Thogmartin (29) – Telemedicine executive from Wildwood, MO

Thog

Have Not | a real ‘guy’s gal’ you know?

12

Taylor Brown (27) – School counselor from Deerfield Beach, FL

Taylor

Nom | Have Not | she’s fine and it’s probably on me that i’ve mostly seen her complain in block parties

13

Yash Patel (24) – Finance analyst from Monroe Township, NJ

Yash

Nom | would bump him up at least three spots if he got a better haircut

14

Ashley Trail (24) – Bartender from Chicago, IL

Ashley

Re-Nom | up until last night i had forgotten that there was a woman on this show named Ashley

15

Kamuela “Kamu” Kirk (32) – MMA fighter from Phoenix, AZ

Kamu

huh; i do not think i like anything about this man

16

Mallory Aurichio (24) – Rocket scientist from Washington Township, NJ

Mallory

Holds Veto | Nom | glad backpack kid is doing well

17

Chuk Anyanwu (27) – Supply chain analyst from Dallas, TX

Chuk

Week 1 Safety | Have Not | idk man, but it has something to do with both how and how often he talks about his body?

…. What???? Kraft Dinner (I’m Canadian LOL) instructions are literally ON THE DAMN BOX!!

Jade (@historymarauder.bsky.social) 2026-07-13T17:33:26.285Z

(*As always, I’ll update the post with the renom once it happens. 💜)

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