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Category: Big Brother
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#BB28: a bunch of tools in a shed
me? i waited three hours for the feeds to come back and then fell asleep without plugging in my phone which led… Read more →
me? i waited three hours for the feeds to come back and then fell asleep without plugging in my phone which led to me waking up late this morning
the houseguests were busy all night, however
when feeds came back, Devens was HOH, and over the course of the night a new super-alliance and backdoor plot came to light
the alliance? The Tool Shed:
The Tool Shed: Dee, Devens, Angela, Drew, Barrett, Haley, Chuk, Kamu The Crossovers and The Red Corner decided to merge(ish) and i hate it? as has been clear from my rankings i like Drew and Barrett the most out of this cast followed by the Survivors and Angela–my least favorites are Hayley/Thog
but the vets’ smugness about everything has really been souring them for me; Devens has gotten less of that from me, but that’s probably just because he’s quieter about it all so i’ve seen it less
but the Biggest Problem with the cockiness is it leads to the less-fun version of messy–like meeting rather publicly upstairs to solidify your new 8 person group and ignoring someone who rings the doorbell
yes, they pulled a BB20 “Grateful”
big alliances are the fastest to crack, usually, so i’m not too broken up that most of my faves are working with my three least-liked houseguests (sorry to you, Chuk, it’s mostly your two friends keepin’ you down)
the problem is that my actual faves (Drew/Barrett) are doing a bit of a rat floater game (moreso Drew, but still) near the middle of the house and this ruins that position–assuming the rest of the house isn’t completely useless
also, people are doing dirty stuff on food prep areas again
my rankings (entertainment value) to start the week are less affected by The Tool Shed and more affected by my growing disaffections with Anngela and Dee; i just want them to be a little less cocky about it all
since he’s HOH and can’t just coast on chill uncle vibes, i fear this will start affecting my enjoyment of Devens this week as well–the first meeting of The Tool Shed already kinda cemented that…
The Rank
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⯁ 0
Drew
i still enjoy watching him, mistakes and all, but don’t like where he’s positioned in the Tool Shed
2
⯁ 0
Barrett
cuddle slut; along with Drew, put his middle-of-the-house-based game in jeopardy by being so obvious w/ the Tool Shed
3
⯁ 0
Devens
HOH | forming a mega alliance upstair while everyone was still awake and in the kitchen was dumb but less dumb for him than Drew/Barrett
4
▲ 3
Rome
i need at least a semi-competitive season and it’s making me root for him a little 🤷♂️
5
▲ 3
LaTrice
she’s growing on me, even if i still have to run the volume down when she’s around
6
▼ 1
Angela
dropping lower as the stress builds and the pay-offs never appear
7
▼ 3
Dee
the smuggery of it all 🙁
8
▼ 2
Jason
almost got big ups but drops because i realized i’d be fine if he left this week (which is a real option on the table)
9
▲ 2
Mallory
sinking ships raise all tides or whatever
10
▲ 2
Melody
11
▼ 1
Lyric
12
▼ 3
Taylor
13
⯁ 0
Yash
impressive win in the BB Block Buster
14
⯁ 0
Chuk
he’s still there
15
▲ 1
Thog
ugh.
16
▼ 1
Kamu
i just can’t with him
17
🪦
Ashley
RIP, 10 Days Old | good for her or sorry that happened, i guess
▲ – Raised Position
▼ – Lowered Position
(will update the post with any intra-day status change once it happens 💜)
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#BB28, first eviction of the summer?
oh, you know me, just over here chilling, waiting on the feeds to go down for dress rehearsal and not come back… Read more →
oh, you know me, just over here chilling, waiting on the feeds to go down for dress rehearsal and not come back until after the west coast airing is over; there’s an eviction, but the fun messy part seems to have gone down Yesterday with Ashley deciding to name names in her poorly executed campaigning
thanks to her mess, for sure the only way Ashley stays tonight is if she wins the BB Block Buster comp… the vets are ready to cut her to save their ‘middle of the house’ position
but forget all that, the most important thing is that the always amazing Dolfica is back to help us visualize all the alliances going on:
the one thing i don’t see is whatever the fuck is going on with jason and barrett
the vets’ smugness is making their entertainment value drop for me (hence the dip in their rankings today) unless Angela finally does blow up on someone; but, their allies are definitely making things messy enough to buoy The Crossovers as the alliance i’m all-in on at the moment
but, really, i’m just excited to see the balance of power shift after tonight’s episode :D, kinda rooting against The Crossovers for the fun of it all
The Rank
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Drew
he got messy and i was her for every minute of it; thanks for the good feeds yesterday, Drew
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▼ 1
Barrett
you know when a guy says he isn’t bisexual and you just cock your head to the side and say ‘you sure?’
3
▲ 2
Devens
he’s quieter, but the smugness is in him, too; but it plays better since he’s got that weird uncle thing going on
4
▼ 1
Dee
HoH | ok, i need to see her play without power so badly
5
▼ 1
Angela
the smugness and constantly edging uss live feeders for a breakdown is wearing on me
6
▲ 0
Jason
Week 1 Safety | haven’t seen someone cry this much this early since BB8 Amber
7
▲ 0
Rome
Week 1 Safety | shocked when i found out The Crossovers have him pegged as The Mastermind of “the other side of the house”
8
▲ 0
LaTrice
i like her more now, she’s just a little loud for me a little early in the day for me
9
▲ 1
Taylor
Nom | maybe becoming a piece of furniture was a winning strategy after all
10
▼ 1
Lyric
lovely gowns, beautiful gowns
11
▲ 0
Mallory
Holds Veto |
Nom| like all that have come before her in her trope, the more she says the less i like her12
▼ 2
Melody
she’s a houseguest? on this seasons? you sure?
13
▼ 1
Yash
Nom | if he manages to stay, i think some interesting dude dynamics could develop
14
▼ 1
Chuk
Week 1 Safety | really just not feeling The Red Corner crew
15
▲ 1
Kamu
still. nope.
16
▼ 1
Thog
it’s like they were aiming for a palatable Christmas and missed the mark
17
▼ 0
Ashley
Re-Nom | oh, you done fucked up, haven’t you?
▲ – Raised Position
▼ – Lowered Position
(will update the post with any intra-day status change once it happens 💜)
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#BB28 it’s waffle wednesday, part: the first
The rankings for today are here, but first…. Who goes home? Who stays? Ladies and ladies, your short-order cooks that the waffle… Read more →
The rankings for today are here, but first…. Who goes home? Who stays? Ladies and ladies, your short-order cooks that the waffle house this week:
Ashley
She seemed to wake up yesterday finally, which was a sight to behold. Unfortunately for her, it may be a little too late. This woman is an enigma to me. IDK if it’s just when I can watch the feeds or what. Unlike the other two noms, she mostly hangs with the “Powder Puff Girls” (her, Throg, Melody) which is positioned over near “The Red Corner” (Survivors, Kamu, Chuck, Throg) side of the house. Meaning her going is best for the side clustering around Roman (with Latrice, Taylor, Jason, Lyric, and Yash).
And no matter who goes, it’s good for the “Crossover” secret middle alliance consisting of the Survivors (Dee and Devens), Angela, Barrett, and Drew.
But, as it stands, she’s the backup option, since they all see a therea in…
Yash
I find him the most annoying, but also think he has some upside. Based on the most-recent check-in I saw on the feeds last night, he is also the main target per Barrett and Dee. But it seems they’re all afraid the BB Block Buster going in his favor.
Taylor
She’s fine. Also seemed to wait until veto was done to wake up all the way. With the lights on, though, I’m starting to vibe. And on the plus side, for her, she started forming game bonds alot sooner than Ashley.
Seems that ashley is still the backup plan is Yash wins out, but Angela is putting in work on making it Taylor to try and eaken Latrice and Rome.
Big Movers
Barrett and Drew knocked Dee and Angela from the top slots because they’re just Doing More, tbh. The smugness of Angela and Dee are also working on my nerves and we’ll need a swing to the other side power-wise to keep it cooking. The tircorne hat of an alliance map forming, has some top potential to keep things chugging along, tho.
The Rank
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Barrett
he gets a gold star, good work all round by the BB cuddler-in-chief
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▲ 2
Drew
Have Not | am i blinded by thirst? do i even care a Little?
3
▼ 2
Dee
HoH | ready to see her fighting from underneath for a week or two
4
▼ 1
Angela
getting on my nerves a little more than yesterday
5
▲ 0
Devens
Have Not | the low-key queit guy stuff is right up my alley and i’d gladly grab a beer with him
6
▲ 0
Jason
Week 1 Safety | messy the house down boots, queen
7
▲ 1
Rome
Week 1 Safety | he just needs to keep leaning in to the Goofy
8
▼ 1
LaTrice
the confidence i liked at first is turning into ‘but Why IS she confident, tho?’
9
▲ 0
Lyric
the music is fading and i’m bored
10
▲ 0
Taylor
Nom | Have Not | hopefully she sticks around becasue i’m liking the week-ending talks
11
▲ 3
Mallory
Used Veto |
Nom| her veto win put her in a pretty good but fleeting spot12
▲ 3
Yash
Nom | also seems on the goofy side which could win my ass over, just fucking watch
13
▼ 1
Chuk
Week 1 Safety | Have Not | still don’t have a reason to like him, but i’m running out of reasons Not to
14
▼ 3
Melody
she’s a houseguest? on this seasons? you sure?
15
▼ 2
Thog
Have Not | i liked her better on the tv version of clueless
16
▼ 0
Kamu
nope.
17
▼ 1
Ashley
Re-Nom | good for her or sorry that happened, i guess
▲ – Raised Position
▼ – Lowered Position
(will update the post with any intra-day status change once it happens 💜)
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Day 7 #BB27 Rankings and Run-down
I’m a slow-burn kinda live feeds guy when it comes to #BB28. We’ve all been burned a few too many times with… Read more →
I’m a slow-burn kinda live feeds guy when it comes to #BB28. We’ve all been burned a few too many times with that early pick who burns out too soon. Personally, for me this year that award is looking like it’s going to Jason who just can’t seem to stop telling people things.
“Hypothetically, if I were to make up a big lie about my gameplay would now be too early?” Girl, shut the fuck up. Because it may or may not be too early for the move, but it’s definitely too early to talk about it even if it’s day 80.
Lucky for him I don’t rank based on winning strategy.
Biggest Bump
#BB28 Chuk eats a pickle. My biggest mover, overall, in my rankings after yesterday is Chuk. I mainly ranked him low based off the one single conversation I saw and this is more of an adjustment as the houseguests around him sink lower.
Biggest Dip
Kamu, Ashley, Yash, and Thog all fell two places in my rankings. Again, more of an adjustment while I’m feeling my sea legs this season on the feeds. But, Yash is also artificially deflated because he turned my new favorite showmance time (#Drewette) into a whole-house activity (I’m being dramatic, they just all put on black tanks and jorts).
I wouldn’t be surprised to see Drew and Barrett perched high atop the rankings all season long this summer.
Drew and Barrett on the #BB28 live feeds. The Rank
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▲ 0
Dee
HoH | still riding high as HoH, but that can all change so fast come Thursday
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▲ 1
Barrett
ok, i do like him, fine
you win, internnet 😤3
▼ 1
Angela
getting on my nerves a little, but i’m hoping drew and barrett feeding her info will lead to a blow up soon 🤞
4
▲ 1
Drew
Have Not | my hesitant like of drew is giving way to legitimate like; god help me–god help us all
5
▼ 1
Devens
Have Not | still giving ‘friend’s cool dad who gives you beer’ but, hey, it’s working
6
▲ 0
Jason
Week 1 Safety | oh miss messy boots is being messy, just hope she lives to see week three
7
▲ 1
LaTrice
her voice sounds very familiar but i can’t quite place it yet…
8
▼ 1
Rome
Week 1 Safety | rome if you want to, i guess — the showmance of it all makes it harder to get to know them each
9
▲ 0
Lyric
lovely gowns, beautiful gowns
10
▲ 2
Taylor
Nom | Have Not | she’s warming up to me but i don’t really care if she leaves this week
11
▼ 1
Melody
she’s a houseguest? on this seasons? you sure?
12
▲ 5
Chuk
Week 1 Safety | Have Not | he seems pretty nice at the end of the day, even if he can be awkward
13
▼ 2
Thog
Have Not | i liked her better on the tv version of clueless
14
▲ 2
Mallory
Holds Veto |
Nom| i can’t recognize her without her glasses and i guess that’s on me15
▼ 2
Yash
Nom | oh, he just HAD to go get his black tank too, huh?
16
▼ 2
Ashley
Re-Nom | good for her or sorry that happened, i guess
17
▼ 2
Kamu
nope.
▲ – Raised Position
▼ – Lowered Position
(will update the post with any intra-day status change once it happens 💜)
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#BB28: My Initial, Poorly-Timed Rankings
17 houseguests returning to a fabled parking lot in california to compete for $750,000.00. And that’s a new season of Big Brother,… Read more →
17 houseguests returning to a fabled parking lot in california to compete for $750,000.00. And that’s a new season of Big Brother, which can only mean one thing: my poorly timed weekly rankings are back!
This is my personal list based on how much they’re adding to my own personal enjoyment of the season. Usually made on my Monday lunch breaks, so almost always out of date* thanks to the PoV meeting! Let’s Go, #BB28!
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Dee
HoH | she even had Me fooled about how much she maybe didn’t know about BB
2
▲ 0
Angela
not sure what i was expecting, but she is definitely over-achieving… could use a little irrational drama tho
3
▲ 0
Barrett
i Might like him… idk yet, though
4
▲ 0
Devens
Have Not | i don’t watch survivor, but the vibes are pretty good so far with some quiet gameplay happening
5
▲ 0
Drew
Have Not | i dislike that i like him so much, which makes for three dudes in that camp so far :-/
6
▲ 0
Jason
Week 1 Safety | he gets a boost almost exclusively due to the entertainment value of incredibly bad takes
7
▲ 0
Rome
Week 1 Safety | better than i thought, i guess
8
▲ 0
LaTrice
i like her but i can see her and Jason making me hate them both before week 4, also
9
▲ 0
Lyric
she’s cute and i know i would hate her irl, but kinda just meh
10
▲ 0
Melody
still not clear on who this is
11
▲ 0
Thog
Have Not | a real ‘guy’s gal’ you know?
12
▲ 0
Taylor
Nom | Have Not | she’s fine and it’s probably on me that i’ve mostly seen her complain in block parties
13
▲ 0
Yash
Nom | would bump him up at least three spots if he got a better haircut
14
▲ 0
Ashley
Re-Nom | up until last night i had forgotten that there was a woman on this show named Ashley
15
▲ 0
Kamu
huh; i do not think i like anything about this man
16
▲ 0
Mallory
Holds Veto |
Nom| glad backpack kid is doing well17
▲ 0
Chuk
Week 1 Safety | Have Not | idk man, but it has something to do with both how and how often he talks about his body?
▲ – Raised Position
▼ – Lowered Position
(*As always, I’ll update the post with the renom once it happens. 💜)
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#BB28, i don’t know, surrounded by dinosaurs?
“‘Oh, they haven’t done that forever!’ And then with the time travel theme, maybe we’ll do a new twist, which is, ‘You… Read more →
“‘Oh, they haven’t done that forever!’ And then with the time travel theme, maybe we’ll do a new twist, which is, ‘You loved that competition in Season 4. But they have to be, I don’t know, surrounded by dinosaurs.’”
we, the #BB28 fans Demand a dinosaur pressure cooker!
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1 week to #bb28
I’m very excited for this thing I’m regularly mad about to come back. 🙂 Read more →
I’m very excited for this thing I’m regularly mad about to come back. 🙂
