# #BB28: the final 7, ranked after tonight’s eviction

- Link: https://tacobout.online/2026/09/10/bb28-final-7-ranked-after-eviction/
- Published: 2026-09-10T21:16:24-05:00
- Author: schwegler

after tonight’s eviction, we are officially down to seven, which means i can no 
longer pretend these rankings are provisional in any meaningful way. they are still
emotional, reactive, occasionally petty, and almost certainly going to age badly,
but at least there are fewer people to be wrong about now.

as always, this is not a power ranking. this is a deeply scientific measurement 
of who is currently contributing the most to _my_ enjoyment of [#BB28](https://tacobout.online/about/bb28/).

## **1**

![Barrett Pfeiffer](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/
null-1-2.jpg?resize=732%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Barrett

somewhere between “i Might like him” and now, this apparently became a full investment.
not necessarily the cleanest path through the game, but consistently one of the 
people i actually want to watch do things.

## **2**

![Taylor Brown](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null.
png?resize=732%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Taylor

an absolutely wild climb from my early-season “she’s fine, probably?” position. 
she has somehow become one of the people i most trust to make the room she’s in 
more interesting.

## **3**

![Melody Morris](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null-
1-11.jpg?resize=731%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Melody

from “still not clear on who this is” to third place is, frankly, the kind of character
arc i appreciate. she has had one of the better late-season rises for me.

## **4**

![Drew Campbell](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null-
1-4.jpg?resize=732%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Drew

still irritatingly likable. i have spent basically the entire season waiting for
that to stop being true, and here we are at seven.

## **5**

![Rick Devens](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null-
1-15.jpg?resize=751%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Devens

still good vibes, still solid television, still occupying a strange lane where i
enjoy him without ever becoming fully Devens-pilled.

## **6**

![Yash Patel](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null-
1.jpg?resize=731%2C1024&ssl=1)

### Yash

i have, against all odds, moved beyond the haircut note. character development for
both of us.

## **7**

![Dee Valladares](https://i0.wp.com/tacobout.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/null-
1-14.jpg?resize=1000%2C1000&ssl=1)

### Dee

the funniest possible endpoint after starting the season at number one. i do not
dislike her, exactly. i have simply reached the point where everyone else left is
currently giving me more.

so that’s the seven. Barrett at the top, Dee at the bottom, and a truly irresponsible
amount of room for this to change before i have even finished emotionally processing
tonight’s episode.